imagine getting a monkey

[Vermilioncore]

You lock it up and feed it lasanga and delicious eggs and noodles and it digs around the lasanga and eggs and only eats the chives and then you get angry and take the food away and he looks at you all distraught and starts going crazy like taz and hopping around the cage

 

[mike21]

 

[Deleted member 23558]

And you hate ur cousin so u say RELEASE THE HOUNDS and let him off cage and he spins in ur living room until ur cousin flesh is removed and only his skeleton is left on the decrepit sofa

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You lock it up and feed it lasanga and delicious eggs and noodles and it digs around the lasanga and eggs and only eats the chives and then you get angry and take the food away and he looks at you all distraught and starts going crazy like taz and hopping around the cage

Or keep it in a cage and overfeed it food disguised as gloves. But never pick him up.

One day, don't feed him anything and invite folks over, preferably people you don't care much for. When one says, "Oh, wow, you got a monkey!" Let em know it's a nice monkey but to wear gloves before picking him up.

 

[Vermilioncore]

food disguised as gloves.

How tf is that possible? Shape the food into glove-like semblance? Mold the food with a glove?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

How tf is that possible? Shape the food into glove-like semblance? Mold the food with a glove?

I've seen cake decorators make cakes look like anything. So perhaps, feed the little fat fucker decorated cake every day until he becomes a raging junkie.