Imagine having the power to tell other nations what weapons they can possess

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Now imagine that there are imaginary weapons of galactic destruction and together, you and the many other wealthy whore families use the image of these imaginary weapons as a threat against the 8 billion population. Imagine what other things you could get away with. You could tell people that you have captured God and now have his powers. These extraordinary abilities include ending your life at the snap of your fingers. Ah, yes, the many employees below you treat you like a GOD! They worship your words, regardless of how retarded they sound. Even the heterosexual men suggest questionable acts, “Sir, let me empty your ballsack. I’m not even gay! I have a wife and two children. I love women! But I would wrap my lips around your cock because you mean that much to me, sir.” Brutal, brutal, brutal.

Did you know? Iran’s main business partners are the United States of America! And did you know, the oil Iran produces keeps our economy jackhammering? Before Musk, the wealthiest motherfuckers were from Iran. They have so much fucking money, they could purchase our entire stockpile of weapons and our military. And did you know, decades ago, we placed our own people in charge of Iran, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Israel? Yet, according to the current news, we are supposed to be enemies. Ha! Imagine that.
 
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That's because America isn't an aggressor and other countries are on some fuck shit. I'm over here trying my best to get my dick wet in a threesome and they want to drop a nuclear atom bomb on my ass.
 
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That's because America isn't an aggressor and other countries are on some fuck shit. I'm over here trying my best to get my dick wet in a threesome and they want to drop a nuclear atom bomb on my ass.
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