Imagine if you put your dick as your fingerprint unlock on your phone

[Orion]

And then you need your phone at work,

so you pull your dick out and unlock your phone.

But the foids at work start sucking the living hell out of your dick

 

[inversions]

yawn.

 

[Final Fantasy]

tried this on my old phone didnt work

 

[Co-op]

yawn.

Big shiny name means the moth GrAYs will pick this shit up and devour it

 

[Cash💸]

Big shiny name means the moth GrAYs will pick this shit up and devour it

I fucking hate ts shiny big name

 

[Anxiety.prods]

nigga

 

[Banana ★ 🍌]

I fucking hate ts shiny big name

It looks fucking awesome tough

 

[Co-op]

I fucking hate ts shiny big name

Cash, buddy.
I 100% agree with you, but next time let someone ask for your opinion instead of giving it.

 

[sub3gooncel]

Such a creative mind

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

tales of a porn addicted punjabi who loved his first cousin

 

[Eyelet]

i dont think you know how a fingertip works brother

 

[AlbanianSlayer]

And then you need your phone at work,

so you pull your dick out and unlock your phone.

But the foids at work start sucking the living hell out of your dick

So you pull out your dick in front of the boss and instantly gets Promoted to Co Boss