Imagine the cortisol spike Haaland felt when he measured his height at Man City

[Tusseleif]

4:20, 195 cm, 1 cm taller than last time measured. Still growing at 22 tf

 

[Reckless Turtle]

A cm is the difference between out of bed and before bed. I doubt he's still growing, unless he's on PEDs.

 

[Tusseleif]

A cm is the difference between out of bed and before bed. I doubt he's still growing, unless he's on PEDs.

Yeah, but this was after a day of traveling and straining your spine, so it’s possible

 

[Tusseleif]

Average height on looksmax.org (guy in black in middle)

 

[Deleted member 15827]

why would this give cortisol if anything it would give dopamine

 

[Tusseleif]

why would this give cortisol if anything it would give dopamine

I’m not very good at english

 

[Deleted member 15569]

he looks like a retard so i think hes retarded, doubt much excites him, brutal lookspill tho as i believe this

but still that was a joke

and i think about what its like to be him every time i see him, he is living his actual dream life, of which like 0.01% of football players achieve. i dont know if its the norwegian media sucking his dick, they have done it before with ødegård but idk he seems like the real deal and one of the future or if not the best players in the world, winning awards for it etc.

 

[Uglybrazilian]

he looks like a retard so i think hes retarded, doubt much excites him, brutal lookspill tho as i believe this

but still that was a joke

and i think about what its like to be him every time i see him, he is living his actual dream life, of which like 0.01% of football players achieve. i dont know if its the norwegian media sucking his dick, they have done it before with ødegård but idk he seems like the real deal and one of the future or if not the best players in the world, winning awards for it etc.

he is like 100x more promising than Odegaard, Haaland is a potential goat