IMAGINE THIS

[CertifiedGoy]

You’re a 6,5 Chad Jock in American Highschool.

You come from a high class, rich family and live in a 10 bedroom house in Cali

You just got your first car.
A brand new Mercedes Gt63

You go out everyday with a big friend group. Bonfires on the beach, surfing, getting drunk, fucking about in shops.

You are Qb for the school football team. All the jb cheerleaders have a massive crush on you but you don’t want any of them cause you have a 5,7 stacylite gf with a nice ass.

Every weekend you have a lake day on jet skis and boats and pier jumping.

You don’t have to work a second in your life because you have a huge trust fund and inheritance.

You go on 5 vacations every year.

Thats my life right now.

 

[mohito]

Sure, but then i walk in

 

[The Fool]

I want nothing more than to kill all of those people

 

[BlackFag]

Thats my life right now.

>1,385 posts on .org

 

[quan1]

i was getting a little worried while reading this bc i thought u were talking abt me. luckily u cleared it up by clarifying it was ur life at the end

 

[Former Shortcel]

Sounds great, but you could also be a 5’6 teenage incel rotting on forums

 

[hawaiiancursee]

You’re a 6,5 Chad Jock in American Highschool.

You come from a high class, rich family and live in a 10 bedroom house in Cali

You just got your first car.
A brand new Mercedes Gt63

You go out everyday with a big friend group. Bonfires on the beach, surfing, getting drunk, fucking about in shops.

You are Qb for the school football team. All the jb cheerleaders have a massive crush on you but you don’t want any of them cause you have a 5,7 stacylite gf with a nice ass.

Every weekend you have a lake day on jet skis and boats and pier jumping.

You don’t have to work a second in your life because you have a huge trust fund and inheritance.

You go on 5 vacations every year.

Thats my life right now.

I hope one day imma wake up with this life lol

 

[CertifiedGoy]

5’6 teenage incel rotting on forums

6ft but the rest is correct

 

[Former Shortcel]

6ft but the rest is correct

Same, but thats just the average height of somebody on this forum

 

[CertifiedGoy]

Same, but thats just the average height of somebody on this forum

True, my face isn’t even bad either. I’m just an antisocial outcast

 

[SigmaDun1]

You’re a 6,5 Chad Jock in American Highschool.

You come from a high class, rich family and live in a 10 bedroom house in Cali

You just got your first car.
A brand new Mercedes Gt63

You go out everyday with a big friend group. Bonfires on the beach, surfing, getting drunk, fucking about in shops.

You are Qb for the school football team. All the jb cheerleaders have a massive crush on you but you don’t want any of them cause you have a 5,7 stacylite gf with a nice ass.

Every weekend you have a lake day on jet skis and boats and pier jumping.

You don’t have to work a second in your life because you have a huge trust fund and inheritance.

You go on 5 vacations every year.

Thats my life right now.

bro stop exposing my lifestyle bro

 

[Francisco_Bs]

You’re a 6,5 Chad Jock in American Highschool.

You come from a high class, rich family and live in a 10 bedroom house in Cali

You just got your first car.
A brand new Mercedes Gt63

You go out everyday with a big friend group. Bonfires on the beach, surfing, getting drunk, fucking about in shops.

You are Qb for the school football team. All the jb cheerleaders have a massive crush on you but you don’t want any of them cause you have a 5,7 stacylite gf with a nice ass.

Every weekend you have a lake day on jet skis and boats and pier jumping.

You don’t have to work a second in your life because you have a huge trust fund and inheritance.

You go on 5 vacations every year.

Thats my life right now.

Keep imagining

 

[Taylors_Lil_Ethnic]

You’re a 6,5 Chad Jock in American Highschool.

You come from a high class, rich family and live in a 10 bedroom house in Cali

You just got your first car.
A brand new Mercedes Gt63

You go out everyday with a big friend group. Bonfires on the beach, surfing, getting drunk, fucking about in shops.

You are Qb for the school football team. All the jb cheerleaders have a massive crush on you but you don’t want any of them cause you have a 5,7 stacylite gf with a nice ass.

Every weekend you have a lake day on jet skis and boats and pier jumping.

You don’t have to work a second in your life because you have a huge trust fund and inheritance.

You go on 5 vacations every year.

Thats my life right now.

Meh i love my chud life, this is bullshit

 

[c0re]

You’re a 6,5 Chad Jock in American Highschool.

You come from a high class, rich family and live in a 10 bedroom house in Cali

You just got your first car.
A brand new Mercedes Gt63

You go out everyday with a big friend group. Bonfires on the beach, surfing, getting drunk, fucking about in shops.

You are Qb for the school football team. All the jb cheerleaders have a massive crush on you but you don’t want any of them cause you have a 5,7 stacylite gf with a nice ass.

Every weekend you have a lake day on jet skis and boats and pier jumping.

You don’t have to work a second in your life because you have a huge trust fund and inheritance.

You go on 5 vacations every year.

Thats my life right now.

then the alarm goes off