Imagine this:

[Deleted member 104510]

Your parents having gross, sweaty sex, and then you popped out of your mom’s vagina 9 months later

Your dad probably had your mother screaming

Yucky!

 

[TGUN.]

Fuck you nigga

 

[LTNhell63]

Ok but its April 6 in Kolkata, India

 

[incelincel]

Ok but its April 6 in Kolkata, India

 

[astatin]

Your parents having gross, sweaty sex, and then you popped out of your mom’s vagina 9 months later

Your dad probably had your mother screaming

Yucky!

yucky





that’s your big revelation





you just discovered how humans exist and now you’re acting like you uncovered something forbidden





everyone on this planet got here the same way


including you





but you say it like it’s some kind of weapon


like repeating biology in the most awkward way possible does something





it doesn’t





it just shows you ran out of actual things to say





you’re trying to make it uncomfortable


force a reaction


because that’s easier than being interesting





you think you’re being shocking


but it’s the most basic, overused attempt at getting attention





say something with substance next time





or don’t


and keep proving the point

 

[𝔒𝔯𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔢𝔩]

yucky





that’s your big revelation





you just discovered how humans exist and now you’re acting like you uncovered something forbidden





everyone on this planet got here the same way


including you





but you say it like it’s some kind of weapon


like repeating biology in the most awkward way possible does something





it doesn’t





it just shows you ran out of actual things to say





you’re trying to make it uncomfortable


force a reaction


because that’s easier than being interesting





you think you’re being shocking


but it’s the most basic, overused attempt at getting attention





say something with substance next time





or don’t


and keep proving the point

Ugly ass paragraph, yucky

 

[Deleted member 104510]

yucky





that’s your big revelation





you just discovered how humans exist and now you’re acting like you uncovered something forbidden





everyone on this planet got here the same way


including you





but you say it like it’s some kind of weapon


like repeating biology in the most awkward way possible does something





it doesn’t





it just shows you ran out of actual things to say





you’re trying to make it uncomfortable


force a reaction


because that’s easier than being interesting





you think you’re being shocking


but it’s the most basic, overused attempt at getting attention





say something with substance next time





or don’t


and keep proving the point

Deep!