Imagine unironically posting on Linkedin

[Deleted member 2381]

Imagine being an utter corporate slave earning dogshit money, and then congregating on a shit social media site to discuss workcelling

You literally couldn't make this up

 

[Deleted member 16501]

the word recruiter makes me shiver

what a miserable environment

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Lol at the retarded looking jungle boon posing like that lmfao

 

[Chadeep]

Also Noticed Foids it their Personal Insta of some sort Lmao.

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Can you actually imagine someone like Cristiano Ronaldo using this shit

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I only posted to annouce my new internship

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Also Noticed Foids it their Personal Insta of some sort Lmao.

Yeah, every post has to have a selfie to remind everyone they're a foid

 

[EdouardManlet]

Also Noticed Foids it their Personal Insta of some sort Lmao.

You mean beckys, away from the staceys post mogging them on insta

 

[geezcel]

linkedin feels utterly inhuman
something future ai would generate to mimic humans interacting online

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

Always a pleasure to read your thread, which reminds me that I won't easily find even an internship because I don't have a pussy or a fat ass. GO FUCK YOURSELF Sincerely.

 

[Deleted member 22354]

Everyone does it though. In the end, it's like instagram, you try to market yourself. That's also a numbers game, if no one knows you, then how is anyone supposed to take notice of you? That's the only way you'll be contacted by headhunters, invited to events, etc. Its a form of online networking.

 

[Deleted member 2381]

linkedin feels utterly inhuman
something future ai would generate to mimic humans interacting online

Everyone trying to outdo each other with muh hard work and going the extra mile for the company!!11!

While earning sub 30k just lol

These people are insentient subhumans with 0 self awareness

 

[Deleted member 25713]

I thought it was just for connections and to apply to top tier jobs jfl at putting anything other than your work experience

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Everyone does it though. In the end, it's like instagram, you try to market yourself. That's also a numbers game, if no one knows you, then how is anyone supposed to take notice of you? That's the only way you'll be contacted by headhunters, invited to events, etc. Its a form of online networking.

All the events I got invited to were dogshit

I mogged everyone there into oblivion too




You think a med jock cares about shit like this

You think a wide framed gymcelled brute belongs in a low T environment like an office?

I feel like a cockraoch among these insentient officecucks

 

[Deleted member 22354]

All the events I got invited to were dogshit

I mogged everyone there into oblivion too




You think a med jock cares about shit like this

You think a wide framed gymcelled brute belongs in a low T environment like an office?

I feel like a cockraoch among these insentient officecucks

I am also by far the best looking in my company, but what are you going to do. Entrepreneurship is almost the same, only with more uncertainty, low chances of success and more work. In the end, the only option is to be a wage slave, always aiming for as much salary as possible with as much free time as possible and little stress. And events like this help, because networking gives you options.

 

[ascension]

I just created a linkedin page just to flex on any old classmates or people who came across my profile. Haven't logged on for months

 

[Gonthar]

Lol, imagine Andrew Tate on linkedin looking for a job...
BTW, he will actually be forced by the Romanian authorities to get a "real" job, as a condition to be released early on parole, many times the judges will put ex-inmates to work in places according to the crime that got them in prison, to atone for their sins, so Tate could be forced to work in a women's shelter or something...

 

[Deleted member 16474]

start posting brutal wagecel posts there or wagie cagie memes

and then post the thread here

 

[SecularIslamist]

Experience

• Advertising Target​

  Facebook​

  Jul 2004 - Present 18 years 8 months
  Home
  - Recruited as early user for my experience with having an @edu email address.
  - Received a “Facebook Beanie” award for performance in 2006 March Madness bracket.
  - Consistently retargeted by F500 brands such as Samsung, Proctor & Gamble, and Verizon.

• Prime Member​

  Amazon​

  Feb 2008 - Present15 years 1 month
  Home
  - Increased order volume by 823% over 7 years
  - Researched diverse product catalog, spanning departments from Simplehuman bag liners to cat food.
  - Regularly reported on product quality using review portal.

• Uncertified Genius​

  Apple​

  Nov 2003 - Present19 years 4 months
  Home
  - Led remote tech support for older family members throughout the country.
  - Maintained Siri comprehension rate of over 55% for three consecutive years.
  - Once put off a software update for over 8 months.

• Account Manager​

  Netflix​

  Apr 2009 - Present13 years 11 months
  Home
  - Responsible for managing (and paying for) account shared by 5 globally distributed family members.
  - Exceeded market benchmarks by typing password using Roku remote with 48% accuracy or greater.
  - Multi-year recipient of suggestions for movies I’ve already watched.

• Data Source​

  Google​

  Jul 2002 - Present20 years 8 months
  Home
  - Responsible for managing submissions of monetizable personal data across a diverse suite of products including Search, Gmail, Maps, and more.
  - Troubleshoot Calendar sync issues.
  - Received #1 ranking in Search for my own name.

 

[Xangsane]

Because who wants to be in a cage with middle-aged drones from 9 to 5?

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Office/work-culture is some of the most depressing I've ever experienced.

The only fun thing I've done with colleagues so far is getting shit-faced drunk at company drinks and usually I was the only one doing that so it probably didn't do me any favours. But I had a couple laughs because of it.

JFL at thinking I can handle staying sober around a bunch of middle-aged wageslaves.