Imagine waking up after dying..

[Deleted member 17578]

In the underworld. Now you have to complete the hard journey and final judgement to reach the after-life.

Luckily you were a pharaoh in your past life and you wake up with a golden mask for protection in the underworld.

You feel hungry and fragile, but luckily your burial chamber is stuffed with plenty of food so you get back up to strength.

It's time to step out of your burial chamber, but not before taking the golden tools to help you on your journey. And using the scrolls with enchantments to protect you from evil spirits.

Now imagine dying as a worker-peasant. You wake up in the underworld without even wearing any shoes. Now you have to travel this underworld on pure luck, no magic enchantments to protect you from evil spirits.

Must be brutal to get mogged by a golden-mask wearing pharaoh in the underworld.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

I don’t like waking up

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I like fucking troons

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I have my 3rd eye opened no need to worry

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

I don’t like waking up

Indescribable Bliss: A Sleeping Millionaire

Let us imagine that there is a multimillionaire or millionairesse
who has available to him or her all the imaginable sense
pleasures. One day this person is having a nice, sound sleep.
While he or she is sleeping, the chef has been at work, cooking
an array of delicious food and arranging it on the table.
Everything is quite in order in the full splendor of the
millionaire’s mansion.Now the chef becomes impatient. The food is getting cold and
the chef wants the owner of the house to come down and eat.
Let us say that the chef sends the butler to wake up the
millionaire. What do you think? Will the millionaire leap joyfully
from bed and come down to eat, or does the butler run the risk
of being clobbered?

When this millionaire is in a deep, sound sleep, he or she is
blissfully oblivious to the surroundings. No matter how beautiful
the bedroom, he or she does not see it. No matter how beautiful
the music that is piped throughout the house, he or she is deaf
to it. Fine fragrance may waft through the air, but he or she is
oblivious to it. He or she is not eating, that is clear. And no
matter how comfortable and luxurious the bed may be, he or
she is completely unaware of the sensation of lying upon it.

You can see that there is a certain happiness in sound sleep
which is not connected with sensate objects. Anyone, rich or
poor, may wake up from sound sleep and feel wonderful. One
may gather, then, that some sort of happiness exists in that
sleep. Though it is difficult to describe, it cannot be denied. In
the same way, the noble ones who have touched fulfillment of
Dhamma know of a kind of happiness that can neither be
denied nor fully described, but which we know by deductive
reasoning actually exists.

Supposing it were possible to have deep, sound sleep forever.
Would you want it? If one does not like the kind of happiness
that comes with sound sleep, it may be difficult to have a
preference for nibbāna. If one does not want the happiness of
nonexperience, one is still attached to the pleasure of the
senses. This attachment is due to craving. It is said that craving
actually is the root cause of sense objects.
The Root of All Trouble

Suffering will always follow craving. If we care to look closely at
the situation on this planet, it will not be difficult to see that all
the problems in this world are rooted in the desire for
sense-based pleasures. It is on account of the continual need to
experience these pleasures that families are formed. Members
of the family have to go out and toil through the day and night to
get money to support themselves. It is on account of the need
for pleasure that quarrels occur within the family, that neighbors
do not get along well, that towns and cities are at loggerheads,
that states have conflict, that nations go to war. It is on account
of sense-based pleasures that all these hosts of problems
plague our world, that people have gone beyond their
humanness into great cruelty and inhumanity.

Singing the Praises of Nonexperience

People may say, “We are born as human beings. Our heritage
is the whole field of sense pleasures. What is the point of
practicing for nibbāna which is the annihilation of all these
pleasures?”

To such people one might ask a simple question. Would you be
prepared to sit down and watch the same movie again and
again and again throughout the day? How long can you listen to
the sweet voice of your loved one without interruption? What
happened to the joy that you got from listening to that sweet
voice? Sense pleasures are not so special that we do not need
a rest from them sometimes.

The happiness of nonexperience or nonsensate experience far
exceeds the happiness that comes through sense pleasures. It
is much more refined, much more subtle, much more desirable.

In fact, deep sleep is not exactly the same as nibbāna! In sleep,
what is occurring is the life continuum, a very subtle state of
consciousness with a very subtle object. It is because of the
subtlety of the object that sleep seems to be nonexperience. In
fact, the nonsensate happiness of nibbāna is a thousand times
greater than what is experienced in the deepest sleep.

Due to their great appreciation for nonexperience, non-returners
and arahants continually resort to nirodha samāpatti, the great
cessation attainment, whereby neither matter, mind, mental
factors, nor even that most subtle form of matter, mind-borne
matter, occur. When the non-returners and arahants emerge
from this state, they sing the praises of nonexperience."

 

[Jase]

I have my 3rd eye opened no need to worry

you have a third eye wtf blud that isnt normal blud

 

[incel194012940]

only the cuck ptolemy have to walk alone as they were not buried with slaves and women that will carry them

 

[Dr. Bludy]

you have a third eye wtf blud that isnt normal blud

Its in the middle of my forehead

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bro really sitting here writing Indiana Jones type shit on a Monday

 

[Deleted member 28691]

I'm just another irrelevent meatbag, like billions of others.

From ashes to ashes.

 

[Deleted member 19442]

If you’re kuffar it’s over for you

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Bro really sitting here writing Indiana Jones type shit on a Monday

was high asf on ketamine+weed edibles last night and ended up watching documentairies on pharaohs and pyramids for hours.

Fucking insane shit those egyptians societies. Very interesting

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Luckily for us there’s no underworld. Either heaven or hell and sadly for us or me at least it’s hell.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Also brutal: My friend was doing LSD yesterday and he turned into fucking gollum:

We were doing drugs in someone's home. He had to vomit from the LSD and was tripping mega-hard. So we brought him to the shower where he was just chilling with the shower pouring lukewarm water on him.

he had to vomit every ~15 minutes. He would make brutal sounds and make spastic movements while doing so. Was brutal to see.

He was completel naked since he vomitted all over himself and we had him undress for the shower.

Absolutely insane LSD trip ngl. He really enjoyed it too, just said it wasn't ideal to vomit non-stop while tripping.

Later we all did ketamine together and it got chill again. And then we learned about the underworld and egyptian pharaohs. Very intense.

 

[Sprinkles]

If you want to meet a reptilian, grey alien or a praying mantis try dmt

 

[Psychophilly]

Also brutal: My friend was doing LSD yesterday and he turned into fucking gollum:

We were doing drugs in someone's home. He had to vomit from the LSD and was tripping mega-hard. So we brought him to the shower where he was just chilling with the shower pouring lukewarm water on him.

he had to vomit every ~15 minutes. He would make brutal sounds and make spastic movements while doing so. Was brutal to see.

He was completel naked since he vomitted all over himself and we had him undress for the shower.

Absolutely insane LSD trip ngl. He really enjoyed it too, just said it wasn't ideal to vomit non-stop while tripping.

Later we all did ketamine together and it got chill again. And then we learned about the underworld and egyptian pharaohs. Very intense.

im jealous ngl, LSD mogs

 

[infini]

In the underworld. Now you have to complete the hard journey and final judgement to reach the after-life.

Luckily you were a pharaoh in your past life and you wake up with a golden mask for protection in the underworld.

You feel hungry and fragile, but luckily your burial chamber is stuffed with plenty of food so you get back up to strength.

It's time to step out of your burial chamber, but not before taking the golden tools to help you on your journey. And using the scrolls with enchantments to protect you from evil spirits.

Now imagine dying as a worker-peasant. You wake up in the underworld without even wearing any shoes. Now you have to travel this underworld on pure luck, no magic enchantments to protect you from evil spirits.

Must be brutal to get mogged by a golden-mask wearing pharaoh in the underworld.

Imagine reading this straight after coming from the cinema and watching Junk Head and Mad God back to back.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Imagine reading this straight after coming from the cinema and watching Junk Head and Mad God back to back.

no idea what mad god and junk head is. But the reaction is very legit.

To ascend in the after-life u need a buriel-chamber covered in gold, gifts, masks, chants, instruments, slaves, food and more. Else ur not gonna make it.

 

[infini]

no idea what mad god and junk head is. But the reaction is very legit.

To ascend in the after-life u need a buriel-chamber covered in gold, gifts, masks, chants, instruments, slaves, food and more. Else ur not gonna make it.

Stop motion animation. Brutalist dystopian nightmare movies. Former has a creation-like vibe so with your story and the gifs I flipped it on its head.

Or you could have looked it up yourself and stopped being a lazy cunt.

You don't need an afterlife when you need Google.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Stop motion animation. Brutalist dystopian nightmare movies. Former has a creation-like vibe so with your story and the gifs I flipped it on its head.

Or you could have looked it up yourself and stopped being a lazy cunt.

You don't need an afterlife when you need Google.

watching such a movie on LSD might result in mass-suicide tbh. Can't recommend.

 

[infini]

watching such a movie on LSD might result in mass-suicide tbh. Can't recommend.

How come? The best movies are the ones that are weird and aren't boring

 

[Deleted member 17578]

How come? The best movies are the ones that are weird and aren't boring

Yes, but when you are trippin balls on LSD nothing is the same. Mind can go into very interesting directions

 

[infini]

Yes, but when you are trippin balls on LSD nothing is the same. Mind can go into very interesting directions

And that's negative? Seems no different from dreaming. [edit] Sorry I didn't read the responses above

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Also brutal: My friend was doing LSD yesterday and he turned into fucking gollum:

We were doing drugs in someone's home. He had to vomit from the LSD and was tripping mega-hard. So we brought him to the shower where he was just chilling with the shower pouring lukewarm water on him.

he had to vomit every ~15 minutes. He would make brutal sounds and make spastic movements while doing so. Was brutal to see.

He was completel naked since he vomitted all over himself and we had him undress for the shower.

Absolutely insane LSD trip ngl. He really enjoyed it too, just said it wasn't ideal to vomit non-stop while tripping.

Later we all did ketamine together and it got chill again. And then we learned about the underworld and egyptian pharaohs. Very intense.

Vomiting while tripping is weird as fuck. I don’t bother trying to clean it until the trip ends