Imagine walking outside as a 7ft mogger

[apocalypse]

The sun dances just nice off your humongous clavicles as you stroll through the main street.
"What’s the weather up there like big guy?” Eugene asks.
"Haha very warm little buddy!" you respond.
As you walk you feel eyes of everyone around you gluing to your FACE so they could feast their eyes on this 1 in 100000 unit.
Through the wind you overhear a female voice "ohmigod Stacie look a this guy"
They approach you. "Mind if we get a picture with you?"
THIS WILL NEVER EVER BE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME

 

[Zylk]

Dnr + you're gay

 

[apocalypse]

Dnr + you're gay

Dnr + you're gay

It’s the best read you will ever have trust

 

[apocalypse]

Dnr + you're gay

I am heterosexual who would make exceptions for really and I mean really feminine trannies and femboys

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Too tall

 

[EdouardManlet]

If you're 6'2+ and white just go to some SE Asian country and walk around.

 

[apocalypse]

Too tall

I wanted to put 7’4 but went for round number

 

[apocalypse]

If you're 6'2+ and white just go to some SE Asian country and walk around.

Imagine doing that thinking you’re king shit, but then a 7ft turbomogger rocks up and stands next to you. It’s over.

 

[stevielake]

 

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Elab

 

[stevielake]

Elab

why my underwear have shit stain @badg96