Imagine you were born with a perfect life...

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Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
 
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Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
So Barron trump basically

6’8 chad smv born to billionaire president father with supermodel mom
 
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ask barron trump, he has it better than this
 
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an iq of 160 is not what you think it is, if anything, it more likely to make you miserable happiness wise. that being said, if i were that smart, id prob try to ride the latest tech wave, so many things will become possible in the next decade or two, it might be way more fulfilling than indulging into all kinds of degenerate behavior
 
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Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
i think millionaire parents are much better tbh
 
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Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
dnrd but if i had to be a foid id be taylor or this swede as a man

 
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Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
Imagine…..
 
Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
No, I cannot. I would rather not imagine a life without my Hungary.
 
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Not just Chad. You were born in America, 6'4" (the perfect height for slay, btw), with a wide frame and a predisposition to muscle mass, an IQ of 160, a crazy libido, extroversion, NT, and a sense of humor; with a complete family and multibillionaire parents who are friends of the president. Question: what perversions would you resort to to add even a drop of happiness to your life? I think the level of happiness in such a life is comparable to the level of happiness in a truecel life.
You’ll just be depressed bc everything got handed to u
 
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I closed my eyes and imagined what your description would look like… and then I noticed it described me 😅🙏🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
 
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