Imagine your penis bleeding

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It doesn't bleed when you pee. Well, not that much anyway.

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It'll bleed randomly for a week or so. Then, when you sleep, it'll drip blood, and when you workout and when you're eating or gaming.

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Ugh, it spoils underwear and can embarrass and seep through pants and shorts. So you learn to wrap that bitch up, but you can't band-aid it because it sometimes gushes. So you wrap it with a pad. That mechanism absorbs the liquid better. But that becomes another headache. Imagine your penis soaked in blood all day. Ugh. Rashes, odors, discomfort, yeast infections. So you'll need to change your pads frequently throughout the day and night. And here comes another pickle. Have you ever given blood or lost it from an injury? You'll get dizzy. Sick. And if that liquid came from your intestines, cramps. So not only if you care about yourself having to keep your penis cleaned, washed, and odorless, but other people never have to experience that. And so you watch them during your penis bleeds, and they're so happy and clean. And perhaps one of them will make fun of your penis ooze. "Wrap it up, motherfucker! You're leaking again, nigga!"

Yikes. Imagine that

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So when I hear girls and women speaking ill about boys and men. Well. I get it. I comprehend that boys lack knowledge of that ordeal. And I get they can't discuss it with them because they'll have nothing to say but make disgusting gestures and see you in a nasty foul matter as if you're a hideous creature cursed to bleed on the earth like a creature of the night. Lady of the night! Ah, yes, now I understand that term.

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this song is dedicated to best place on earth, moscow
 
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this song is dedicated to best place on earth, moscow

Too cold in Russia. So sorry, Igor, seethe more. There is no place in Russia remotely close to the meaning of best.
 
Back when I was a young buck, maybe 12, I finally pulled my foreskin back after constant effort fighting through the pain. Then when I finally pulled it back a large amount of smegma was revealed and I began picking it off my penis. My nails were long at the time, and I ended up digging into the head of my penis and ripping the skin off of the head. There's still a small scar on my penis as a result of this and it was very painful
 
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Back when I was a young buck, maybe 12, I finally pulled my foreskin back after constant effort fighting through the pain. Then when I finally pulled it back a large amount of smegma was revealed and I began picking it off my penis. My nails were long at the time, and I ended up digging into the head of my penis and ripping the skin off of the head. There's still a small scar on my penis as a result of this and it was very painful
That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. Don't ever tell anyone that story again.
 
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