Imma bring out the big guns

Should I

  • Leave everything behind and make an imaginary friend

  • keep trying to find that one person that’s in my time zone


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Jesus_ist_König

Jesus_ist_König

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I have been failing to make a cool cool available friend. I’ve found cool ppl but outside of my time zone.

I’ve been trying to make an imaginary friend but nigga it’s so hard.
The friend is like transparent I can’t make it real for now :forcedsmile::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Bumpp
 
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Do a combat sport for 10+ years or until you get CTE problem fixed
 
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Do a combat sport for 10+ years or until you get CTE problem fixed
I can’t do sports I’m sorry I have an injury.
Wdym with cte?
 
You already have an imaginary friend, he’s called Jesus
 
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You have imaginary friend, you call him jesus
 
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I have been failing to make a cool cool available friend. I’ve found cool ppl but outside of my time zone.

I’ve been trying to make an imaginary friend but nigga it’s so hard.
The friend is like transparent I can’t make it real for now :forcedsmile::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
get a dog :doggoArrive:
 
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get a dog :doggoArrive:
A cat that despises me after giving it all my money would be nice but I still would cry when it dies and then I would suicide. So I can’t get animals I’m sorry
 
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Just bang your head a couple times against the wall and you can have one
 
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i dont mind it and u can easily train ur dog to not bark
Nigga that feels so bad. I’m just not made for dogs and then when I go out other dogs would sniff his ass and then I would have to also make social contacts with other dog owners no thanks
 
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