"impressing your crush" doesn't work

[Banana.]

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Like bro, I don’t know why people—Disney or sometimes even real life—try to impress their crush by singing or doing some dumb talent like that. It doesn’t work, bro. Like, if some fat and ugly girl sang to me, I wouldn’t be like, “Wow, that ugly thing can sing—this makes me romantically attracted to her.” No. But if a hot girl can’t sing and doesn’t know how, I’d still find her hotter than the ugly, talented girl. Women think the same way.


It doesn’t make sense. I remember my friends back in middle school would do cringe stuff to impress their crushes, but it never worked.


So my main point is: if you’re ugly, there’s nothing you can really do to make a person like you. But if you’re hot, there’s no failing in making someone attracted to you.

 

[Grievous]

WATERRRRR

 

[Mizi44]

It works being performative works why do you think so many guys do it? Of course it SLIGHTLY patched BUT it still works definitely to certain degree

 

[Deleted member 163319]

Who does that? Haha jestermaxx

 

[iblamexyz]

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Like bro, I don’t know why people—Disney or sometimes even real life—try to impress their crush by singing or doing some dumb talent like that. It doesn’t work, bro. Like, if some fat and ugly girl sang to me, I wouldn’t be like, “Wow, that ugly thing can sing—this makes me romantically attracted to her.” No. But if a hot girl can’t sing and doesn’t know how, I’d still find her hotter than the ugly, talented girl. Women think the same way.


It doesn’t make sense. I remember my friends back in middle school would do cringe stuff to impress their crushes, but it never worked.


So my main point is: if you’re ugly, there’s nothing you can really do to make a person like you. But if you’re hot, there’s no failing in making someone attracted to you.

 

[sub5mumbaifinalboss]

wow bro youre so blackpilled and high iq

 

[PrettyLights]

wow bro youre so blackpilled and high iq

B-b-but I thought if you could make her laugh and giggle you could make those cheeks clap and jiggle

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

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Like bro, I don’t know why people—Disney or sometimes even real life—try to impress their crush by singing or doing some dumb talent like that. It doesn’t work, bro. Like, if some fat and ugly girl sang to me, I wouldn’t be like, “Wow, that ugly thing can sing—this makes me romantically attracted to her.” No. But if a hot girl can’t sing and doesn’t know how, I’d still find her hotter than the ugly, talented girl. Women think the same way.


It doesn’t make sense. I remember my friends back in middle school would do cringe stuff to impress their crushes, but it never worked.


So my main point is: if you’re ugly, there’s nothing you can really do to make a person like you. But if you’re hot, there’s no failing in making someone attracted to you.

Literally I saw niggas tryna impress like they were birds

 

[BaldAutistV2]

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Like bro, I don’t know why people—Disney or sometimes even real life—try to impress their crush by singing or doing some dumb talent like that. It doesn’t work, bro. Like, if some fat and ugly girl sang to me, I wouldn’t be like, “Wow, that ugly thing can sing—this makes me romantically attracted to her.” No. But if a hot girl can’t sing and doesn’t know how, I’d still find her hotter than the ugly, talented girl. Women think the same way.


It doesn’t make sense. I remember my friends back in middle school would do cringe stuff to impress their crushes, but it never worked.


So my main point is: if you’re ugly, there’s nothing you can really do to make a person like you. But if you’re hot, there’s no failing in making someone attracted to you.

The idea you have to jester is a sign you think she is superior to you like a king i dont try be funny to no gutter cunt

 

[Vurinati]

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Like bro, I don’t know why people—Disney or sometimes even real life—try to impress their crush by singing or doing some dumb talent like that. It doesn’t work, bro. Like, if some fat and ugly girl sang to me, I wouldn’t be like, “Wow, that ugly thing can sing—this makes me romantically attracted to her.” No. But if a hot girl can’t sing and doesn’t know how, I’d still find her hotter than the ugly, talented girl. Women think the same way.


It doesn’t make sense. I remember my friends back in middle school would do cringe stuff to impress their crushes, but it never worked.


So my main point is: if you’re ugly, there’s nothing you can really do to make a person like you. But if you’re hot, there’s no failing in making someone attracted to you.

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