In 2023...

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In 2023, these are the requirements you must meet in order to not be an incel:

10/10 face with 10/10 hunter eyes and 10/10 jawline and 10/10 midface and 10/10 everything in the face. No flaws must be present. (Also, eyes need to be as blue as possible)

Must be fully white with a British accent.

Must be 6'5.

Must have a val taper.

Must have an extra large build.

Must be proportionate.

Must have an 8 inch dick with a 6.5 inch girth.

Must have a net worth of $1billion and an 8 figure income.

Must have a bideltoid width of at least 25 inches.

Must score perfect on the golden ratio.

Must be 18 - 21 years old.

Must have big veiny feet and big veiny hands and big wrists and ankles.

Must be absolutely no wrinkles, no signs of recession, etc.

Must be 8 percent bodyfat.

Must have a 10 pack, some muscle and a thick neck.

Must be high status.

Must be neurotypical

Must have an IQ of 200 minimum.

Must be uncircumcised.

Must have a high sperm count.

Must have a skull circumference of at least 25 inches minimum.

Must have a skull height of 10 inches.

Must be well groomed.

Must be hard working as fuck.

Must have everything perfectly in order. Even if you fail in one of these departments, its brutally over for your dating life in 2023.

In 2024, this will change drastically...
 
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These are just the requirements to qualify to talk to a LTB. Imagine what you need to get a Stacy.
 
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Fortunately Crisick meets all these requirements and much more @House Lannister
 
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These are just the requirements to qualify to talk to a LTB. Imagine what you need to get a Stacy.
Next year these requirements will only warrant an obese, old landwhale Indian cleaner lady.
 
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Fortunately Crisick meets all these requirements and much more @House Lannister
This is simply crisick at his lowest level (base stats). He can split into three seperate men with these stats at the blink of an eye
 
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