meltmylungs_
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In fact, this subhuman secretly sits on retards.org, because with his characteristics and psl it is physically impossible to love him. He has neutral, high-set eyebrows, neutral CT, bags under eyes, brown eyes, weak lower third, low fwhr, weak lips, wide nose, no cheekbones, and always wears his hair short.
This is what he will look like after living with his parents for 20 years and saving up for surgeries while working at McDuck's:
After all this shenanigans, at least they'll treat him like a human being, and send him packing not after a minute of conversation, but after five. After he finds a girlfriend within a few years, she'll dump him the next morning when she sees he's taken off his blue contacts.
Chico, if you're reading this, just rope.