In real life I’m a complete mute

[Vermilioncore]

I don’t ever speak. I never smile. I never talk to anyone. But sometimes when my mom texts me what I want from the store I tell her a bag of hot Cheetos, a Pepsi, and a frozen meal. Then she leave the bags by the basement door and I come out and bring it inside and then I’m happy.

You really gotta know how to make someone like me happy in life or else I’ll explode