In the Beginning of None of Your Business

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In the beginning, there was a man, and his name was none of your business. He met a woman and married her. Her name, you guessed it, none of your business. Together, they did things that are none of your business. They had children. How many is also none of your business. The first child was named, well, that's none of your business, including its gender. And the rest, and how many, and what genders is none of your business.

One day, ugh, something happened. However, that's none of your business. It may have been remarkable, may have been sad. It may have brought fortunes and success or may have brought poverty and shame. It could have been supernatural! Or something commonly taken for granted. But whatever that something was, you'll never know because it's none of your business.

After dealing with that something, together they decided to, ugh, none of your business.

Many years passed as they got old. How old? You know the answer. In the end, they moved on to a place that's absolutely without any question, none of your business.

The End? Well. You tell me what you think? Do you feel that's any of your business?
 
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