NETWORKMAXXING GUIDE (high effort)

[PsychoDsk]

I just looked up this grand lodge bullshit and it’s a fucking dogshit event space. How is that slop going to help you w networking?

Yea we’re not talking about the same grand lodge

 

[yamface]

It’s not dumb
It’s just not gonna get you anything if u don’t have any status to begin with

As a bellman that had no status, people took me seriously, just gotta larp a little.

 

[JUN0]

WHY YOU SHOULD NETWORK:

Networking is an incredibly important factor to anybody’s success no matter what.
For example it can land you jobs that you are heavily under qualified for, I was offered a job as a scientist for a $5billion pharma company as apart of the hair loss prevention as a 20 year old autist with no degree. All because I know the head scientist and said what I needed to impress them.
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It can get you valuable internships, scholarships, discounts, jobs, friends, and business deals and it is completely dependent on your ability to talk.

WHERE TO START NETWORKING:

You want to be in an environment where you are almost forced to talk to successful people. Some good options would be:
1. Working as a bellman at a 5 star hotel (best option)
2. Working at golf course
3. Going to car meets on weekends
4. Use a free trial for an expensive ass gym like lifetime or equinox and talk to ppl in sauna

just find a place that has a good environment of successful people.

IMPORTANT SKILLS:

1:You need to be able to direct the conversation so that the ball is in your court by playing off of their words. (USE LARPING TO YOUR ADVANTAGE)

2: Be really good at larping

3: SHOW PASSION. Sound like you give a fuck about your future and these people will be more willing to connect with you.

4: LinkedInmax. A lot of the time this is what they ask to reach you on. Don’t be the jackass who loses their opportunity to this.

LAST FEW TIPS:

1. Look professional. It’s going to be obvious that looks will help your situation but speaking is the key factor.
2. Have an end goal or reason for the networking.
3. Don't be afraid to hit them up after exchanging info, doesn’t matter if you’re just asking how their business/life is going.

MY SUCCESS:

I am 20 years old and live in a penthouse in Southern California. I own 2 businesses (one I will not mention) the lesser being a yacht cleaning service. I started out as a bellman and met many CEOs, boat owners, doctors, lawyers, etc… that I have connected with over the past 2 years and have been crucial to my success.

TLDR: learn how to talk and who to talk to

Good post. Wish I realized this earlier. I have missed out on so many opportunities by being an intovert. Just getting the “task” done alone isn’t enough if you’re trying to level up in life.

Has anyone successfully transformed themselves from an introvert to an extrovert? I’m still in the process and ts ain’t easy

 

[snowslayer]

how much would looks help and how much would being ethnic decrease?

 

[snowslayer]

also how much do you make now if i may ask

 

[yamface]

how much would looks help and how much would being ethnic decrease?

I am ethnic 6’3 lmtn. One time after negotiating a deal with someone I met when I was a bellman he told me this. “I only took you seriously because you were tall, handsome, and fit.” I tried my hardest to hold in my thoughts after lol.

 

[yamface]

also how much do you make now if i may ask

Hard to pinpoint because it’s currently snowballing but this week probably $8k which is on the lower end. Every month I make a large wholesale order with a 40% commission and it keeps getting bigger and bigger.

 

[fetill]

are you involved in sex trafficking

 

[snowslayer]

I am ethnic 6’3 lmtn. One time after negotiating a deal with someone I met when I was a bellman he told me this. “I only took you seriously because you were tall, handsome, and fit.” I tried my hardest to hold in my thoughts after lol.

aight but what ethnic are you black indian asian middle eastern?

 

[yamface]

are you involved in sex trafficking

No but I do know someone

 

[yamface]

aight but what ethnic are you black indian asian middle eastern?

Iranian

 

[jailcel]

amazing thread, however you need a bit of status to begin with + if you sound low iq or have the wrong vocabulary the larp will come crashing down. unless they're actually fucking retarded, they will notice if ur larping based on the way you articulate yourself

 

[yamface]

amazing thread, however you need a bit of status to begin with + if you sound low iq or have the wrong vocabulary the larp will come crashing down. unless they're actually fucking retarded, they will notice if ur larping based on the way you articulate yourself

Become a larp god and larp ur status. I didn’t need to do this but I know someone who genuinely harped his way to the top. He lied about how good he is with computers and I got him a job with a super high profile individual. He was offered $100k to take down an article . I’m not going to tell you who or what because I can get in big big trouble but the person in question has a net worth of at least $1 billion.

 

[RichardSpencel]

Just go in the sauna of equinox as a fat sub5 brah

*Gets raped by rich chad

 

[jailcel]

Become a larp god and larp ur status. I didn’t need to do this but I know someone who genuinely harped his way to the top. He lied about how good he is with computers and I got him a job with a super high profile individual. He was offered $100k to take down an article . I’m not going to tell you who or what because I can get in big big trouble but the person in question has a net worth of at least $1 billion.

did someone say larp.. @getratioedbozo