In this thread we pretend we are in high school

Me to teacher:

EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A VERY BAD HEADACHE, MAY I PLEASE GO HOME? I WON’T BE ABLE TO LAST THE ENTIRE CLASS, IT HURTS SO MUCH.
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for sure bro.
i play left wing, so you need to tell me if your better with your head or with your legs, and whats your weak foot?
I cant kick with my left for shit, my right leg is where my power is, and u?
 
 
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Me to teacher:

EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A VERY BAD HEADACHE, MAY I PLEASE GO HOME? I WON’T BE ABLE TO LAST THE ENTIRE CLASS, IT HURTS SO MUCH.
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pfff they’re just gonna send u to the nurses office brah
 
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Nice i can be invisible again
 
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I’m the dude that will drop out of High School first. Fuck school.
 
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yo who wants to do a freestyle rap battle
 
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@Saoirsecel i fucked ur bitch she gave me neck behind the school
 
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Il fight any nigga here just know I’ll fuck ur bitch
 
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@Saoirsecel i fucked ur bitch she gave me neck behind the school
I just found out it was actually a tranny, luckily i did not even kiss "her"
 
I am the one that is gonna go ER eventually
 
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Already 5 students arrested for threats in the first day
 
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yo ughh teacha "smacks lips"
can I "eats chicken"
can I "thinks hard"
go to da mafugging baffroom "grabs dick"
 
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everything about school apart from the socializing aspect was cortisol central, i'd never go back if i was given the chance for some ridiculous reason
 
Who wants to go skating after class?
 
everything about school apart from the socializing aspect was cortisol central, i'd never go back if i was given the chance for some ridiculous reason
Bro ur 17 in the middle of the hall performing a monologue about "going back", wtf is wrong with u?
 
schizophrenia tier thread
everyone in the thread please stop feeding into OP's delusions
 
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*jerks off in class*
 
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Guys I just shit myself in the cafeteria in front of the hispanic cafeteria lady, she didn't look away so it must be an IOI :feelshehe:
Anyways can someone get a nurse to wipe my ass? I can't reach around to do it...
 
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Guys, how many AP classes are you taking?

I am taking 6, because I want to make it into an Ivy (preferably one of the better ones, such as princeton)
 
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*GOES ER ON YOU FUCK NIGGAS W MY SQUAD IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA @Proex @TheLurch @niggerjew @youngmaxxing @Good_Little_Goy @GreenTea*
 
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schizophrenia tier thread
everyone in the thread please stop feeding into OP's delusions
Found the 40yo indian janitor
 
Guys, how many AP classes are you taking?

I am taking 6, because I want to make it into an Ivy (preferably one of the better ones, such as princeton)
AP is suicidefuel
 
Have you seen our new teacher she fine af
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Found the 40yo indian janitor
jfl replied to my post two times since i didn't reply back. my high IQ roast lives in your head rent free
 
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Idk tbh, anywhere is good for me, i invited klaudia too

Holy fuck, shes so hot bro. We should invite more people.
*GOES ER ON YOU FUCK NIGGAS W MY SQUAD IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA @Proex @TheLurch @niggerjew @youngmaxxing @Good_Little_Goy @GreenTea*
After going ER you guys wanna pull up to the skating rink?
 
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jfl replied to my post two times since i didn't reply back. my high IQ roast lives in your head rent free
I didnt realize it was the same post lol now keep cleaning
 
New teacher guys say hello
 
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>generic psl indian janitor roast #273637
Hey mr. janitor, I've shit myself and I can't wipe... c-c-could you help me out? Could you please wipe my ass?
 
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incelistan school lit ngl
 
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