in usa they give driving license like candy

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no real test, nothing . just check if you are clinically retarded and if you are not then you are good to drive

id be too scared to drive in usa
 
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Motorcycles are even worse, you just need a permit not even a liscense. Also the permit includes every type of motorcycle, which leads to 16 y/o’s on a 1000ccs with no previous riding experience
 
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no real test, nothing . just check if you are clinically retarded and if you are not then you are good to drive

id be too scared to drive in usa
I failed the permit test
 
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NIGGA NEVER DRIVE :lul:
its normal to take even 5-10 attempts in some european countries

1 mistake and youre done and its 40 minutes of driving and doing 3 kinds of parkings with real life situations ( in the city)
 
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are you retarded my nigga or just went in after learning how to start a car 2 weeks ago
It’s an online test about rules and safety, not the road test
 
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its normal to take even 5-10 attempts in some european countries

1 mistake and youre done and its 40 minutes of driving and doing 3 kinds of parkings with real life situations ( in the city)
I know, I m european
 
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ah im also cba to learn the rules i agree that shit sucks
Yeah ngl the questions were retarded and irrelevant
But u have to do it still
 
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no real test, nothing . just check if you are clinically retarded and if you are not then you are good to drive

id be too scared to drive in usa
Driving's not complicated. Most likely the only reason it's difficult to get a license in your country is because your government just wants less cars on the road. Less emissions and less congestion on the streets.

Just like gin ownership. Guns are the simplest things in the world to operate safely. Don't need extensive training to own or carry them.

I did my driving test at 16 completely stoned out of my mind in the middle of a Midwestern blizzard.
 
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Driving's not complicated. Most likely the only reason it's difficult to get a license in your country is because your government just wants less cars on the road. Less emissions and less congestion on the streets.

Just like gin ownership. Guns are the simplest things in the world to operate safely. Don't need extensive training to own or carry them.

I did my driving test at 16 completely stoned out of my mind in the middle of a Midwestern blizzard.
bro i really checked what driving tests are in usa and i would complete it at 16 years old too. you give them out so easily because usa isnt walkable for people so everyone must have car . they truly just check if you can operate the car in america

it is not reality for WALKABLE countries where governemnt can tell you to fuck off you can just walk if you are not made for the wheel.
in russia and in ee its a genuine mindfuck with complicated road situations where 1 mistake will cost you exam. if you are truly a good driver you can with first time ,but average guy can get fucked.
i had 40 minutes of driving and had to paralel park in the city with cars ,perpendicular park in the city with cars and go up in hill without stalling . in one go

im not saying that it is extra hard or impossible , almost everyone gets license eventually. but it is much harder
 
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bro i really checked what driving tests are in usa and i would complete it at 16 years old too. you give them out so easily because usa isnt walkable for people so everyone must have car . they truly just check if you can operate the car in america

it is not reality for WALKABLE countries where governemnt can tell you to fuck off you can just walk if you are not made for the wheel.
in russia and in ee its a genuine mindfuck with complicated road situations where 1 mistake will cost you exam. if you are truly a good driver you can with first time ,but average guy can get fucked.
i had 40 minutes of driving and had to paralel park in the city with cars ,perpendicular park in the city with cars and go up in hill without stalling . in one go

im not saying that it is extra hard or impossible , almost everyone gets license eventually. but it is much harder
I'm moving with my family to Russia within the next 4 months actually, lol. (Thank you Mr. Putin for giving me the opportunity to have residency.) Any recommendations on which city I should pick? Moscow or St. Pete's aren't my cup of tea.

Anyways, my point is the driving test does not need to be so complicated. Driving isn't that big of a deal.
 
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I'm moving with my family to Russia within the next 4 months actually, lol. (Thank you Mr. Putin for giving me the opportunity to have residency.) Any recommendations on which city I should pick? Moscow or St. Pete's aren't my cup of tea.

Anyways, my point is the driving test does not need to be so complicated. Driving isn't that big of a deal.
i agree bro. they just do it to charge money , i think usa has the best system
im just saddened that i had to waste so much money and time in order to pass some shit test where i dont even have to drive like a human being but like a robot

most people can drive like human and drive good pretty soon, but to pass the governemnt taste its a hassle .

idk man why you dont like msc and spb
 
I'm moving with my family to Russia within the next 4 months actually, lol. (Thank you Mr. Putin for giving me the opportunity to have residency.) Any recommendations on which city I should pick? Moscow or St. Pete's aren't my cup of tea.

Anyways, my point is the driving test does not need to be so complicated. Driving isn't that big of a deal.

They're going to send you to the battlefield.
 
i agree bro. they just do it to charge money , i think usa has the best system
im just saddened that i had to waste so much money and time in order to pass some shit test where i dont even have to drive like a human being but like a robot

most people can drive like human and drive good pretty soon, but to pass the governemnt taste its a hassle .

idk man why you dont like msc and spb
Because I want to get away from the West. They're the most Western cities in Russia.
 
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Because I want to get away from the West. They're the most Western cities in Russia.
have you done your research , what cities you think you will like
 
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They're going to send you to the battlefield.
Stupid myth. It's hasn't happened yet and there have been tons of expats living in Russia throughout the entirety of the war. Why hasn't one single expat been sent to the army since the beginning until now?

And why do you people just regurgitate things like this you've heard others say? Baseless western bullshit propaganda.

I'll never be anybody else's talking piece.
 
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Stupid myth. It's hasn't happened yet and there have been tons of expats living in Russia throughout the entirety of the war. Why hasn't one single expat been sent to the army since the beginning until now?

And why do you people just regurgitate things like this you've heard others say? Baseless western bullshit propaganda.

I'll never be anybody else's talking piece.

I've seen a few such cases, cbfed looking them up rn.
 
well its obvious you dont like what i like already
I like to see people fucking in the courtyards and drunks crawling across the roads. I like to see violence and brawling. That's the environment I want to raise my kid in.
 
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I've seen a few such cases, cbfed looking them up rn.
There is zero cases. Any foreigner who's in the Russian army is a volunteer.
 
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