incel luck

[geezcel]

was meant to go to a work party tonight with 200+ ppl and all the new girls

last night got a piece of metal stuck in my eye after helping my dad in the garage. i am livid

would this happen to Tyler Maher? Could u ever imagine chad calling up work to say he can’t come to a black tie cocktail party cos he currently has shrapnel lodged in his eyeball?

no

incel luck is real and you’ll all experience it

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@ChickenAndRiceBrah

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Fucking brutal

Did it do any serious damage?

 

[geezcel]

Fucking brutal

Did it do any serious damage?

should be fine cos I caught it early and didn’t rub my eye like a rabid impatient incel
only a small piece but still enough to be fucking painful, will cope with a dominoes and ps5 when I’m back home

 

[Deleted member 16474]

your luck illustrated with this gif

 

[Deleted member 4362]

What were you foxing

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

see if they'll give you orbital box osteotomy for it