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I ASKED CHATGPT TO MAKE ME SOME INCEL POEMS AND HERE IS WHAT IT GAVE ME, WHICH ONE IS UR FAVORITE???
1.
My heart is a Wi-Fi signal
that no one wants to connect to.
I stand in public, broadcasting,
but everyone’s password is
“have standards.”
Girls walk past like migrating birds,
while I flap my arms, grounded,
crying into hoodies
that haven’t been washed
since the last time someone
“looked almost at me.”
One day I will rise…
but for now I remain buffering.
2.
I tip my hat
in digital silence,
a gentleman of the shadows.
Yet they call me names,
for my honor,
my anime profile picture,
my refusal to touch grass.
Alas…
a lone fedora cannot be loved.
It can only be worn
poorly.
3.
I wrote a sonnet
to a girl I’ve never met.
She did not reply.
So naturally
I concluded
all women are one organism
bent on my emotional destruction.
Fair conclusion, right?
But even my fellow forum scholars
downvoted me…
and that hurt more
than my mom telling me
to go outside again.
1.
My heart is a Wi-Fi signal
that no one wants to connect to.
I stand in public, broadcasting,
but everyone’s password is
“have standards.”
Girls walk past like migrating birds,
while I flap my arms, grounded,
crying into hoodies
that haven’t been washed
since the last time someone
“looked almost at me.”
One day I will rise…
but for now I remain buffering.
2.
I tip my hat
in digital silence,
a gentleman of the shadows.
Yet they call me names,
for my honor,
my anime profile picture,
my refusal to touch grass.
Alas…
a lone fedora cannot be loved.
It can only be worn
poorly.
3.
I wrote a sonnet
to a girl I’ve never met.
She did not reply.
So naturally
I concluded
all women are one organism
bent on my emotional destruction.
Fair conclusion, right?
But even my fellow forum scholars
downvoted me…
and that hurt more
than my mom telling me
to go outside again.
