Incel trait: slow eater

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Slow eating is one of the most feminine things I can possibly imagine. Taking small bug sized bites of food and then chewing it a million times to make sure it can fit through your tiny esophagus caused by a collapsed maxilla.
Chad always finishes his meal first out of everyone on the table.
 
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I eat too quick tbh.
 
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Slow eating is one of the most feminine things I can possibly imagine. Taking small bug sized bites of food and then chewing it a million times to make sure it can fit through your tiny esophagus caused by a collapsed maxilla.
Chad always finishes his meal first out of everyone on the table.
true bhai chads finish food in one bite :forcedsmile:
 
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But I read that won't make your gut digest food properly? You have to chew it very well before swallowing
 
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then how do you explain me being ugly as shit and non nt but gobbling food quick as shit like that vacuum from teletubbies
 
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Slow eating is one of the most feminine things I can possibly imagine. Taking small bug sized bites of food and then chewing it a million times to make sure it can fit through your tiny esophagus caused by a collapsed maxilla.
Chad always finishes his meal first out of everyone on the table.
I must mog prime Tyler Maher then :feelshmm::feelshmm::feelshmm: (my fatass cant control the pace :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:)
 
i eat quick
 
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I eat really fast I don't think that's a good thing
 

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