EverythingMattersCel
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I remember the first year of university. I was getting dinner from the canteen as per usual. Ate as normal but I had a chocolate bar for dessert.
A minute later as I'm walking out I felt tingles in the throat. I knew instantly that it was a reaction to the chocolate bar I had eaten. It must have contained nuts. I did not think much of it because I initially wasn't getting any other symptoms. Also the last time I had got an allergic reaction I was 13... nothing serious but I had some hives.
Anyways, I didn't know at the time but exercising after you've eaten an allergen is the worst possible thing to do. It significantly magnifies the reaction. So I started doing a night walk (incel trait in of itself) and began to feel shitty. I felt my FACE swelling up. I'm about 10min walk from my halls and I felt like I was about to shit myself.
My FACE began to feel weird but the tingles from the throat were gone. I started walking faster to get back to my halls quicker but I realised something was very wrong. I began to breathe heavily and I could barely muster the strength to open the door to my dorm. I immediately entered my en-suite and got on the toilet.
I scrambled onto the toilet seat and began to shit heavy liquid while wheezing profusely . All of a sudden I saw a black flash. My FACE was rubbing against something and I was so disorientated that I couldn't tell where I was at. I kept seeing black flashes and I was struggling to breathe.
I was drifting in and out of consciousness until I realised that I had FACEplanted onto the concrete floor.
I have no idea how long I was lying there for but death seemed imminent at the time. After a while I realised that I had actually shit all over the bathroom floor. I couldn't even move properly, causing the shit to rub down my legs. Eventually I returned to full consciousness but I was still struggling to breathe (wheezing like a mofo).
At that point I realised that my body was telling me to get the nuts out of my system by any means. The thing is I didn't have the strength to get to the toilet seat so I kept shitting on the floor.
It looked something like the above, except there was a half-naked incel suffering from anaphylactic shock sprawled on the floor.
Eventually I regained strength and managed to wipe my ass, before heading to lie down on my bed naked from the waist down. The wheezing eventually ceased after a few hours. I went to sleep that night leaving the shit and my stained joggers on the bathroom floor. I didn't even tell anyone what had happened the day after. I just went about my day as if nothing had happened.
I know for a fact I would have been bullied brutally in the afterlife if I had died that night. I would have never been able to live it down (no pun intended). Also, the embarrassment of being found that way must have given me survival instincts because I am alive today to tell the story.
The worst part of this story is that a week later some foid from the accommodation had made the same mistake. She ate something that had contained nuts. The difference is her reaction was immediate and she started convulsing violently on the floor of the canteen entrance (drama queen). Ofc, the normies promptly called 999 and I guess she was administered an epipen. The day after, allergy signs were placed in the canteen by foods which contained allergens.
I have delayed getting an epipen for years but I'm booking an appointment to get that shit prescribed. Especially considering I'm about to social-maxx hard in the new year... I just can't be risking death over some nuts.
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