India Attacks Pakistan 🇵🇰🇮🇳

[Boyoshutup]

CurryCivil War – India Strikes Pakistan

• 3 Pakistani military outposts hit in Azad Kashmir
• 2 Indian jets allegedly damaged by AAA
• Both sides claim "zero casualties" and "complete success," naturally
• Global reaction:
  • USA: "Concerned"
  • China: "Monitoring closely"
  • UK: Probably blaming it on colonial tea shortages

FACTS SO FAR:

• India claims this was a “surgical strike 2.0”
  • Reminder: last time they “surgically struck” a hill and blew up a tree
• Pakistan says their air force is “fully prepared”
  • Also Pakistan: Has more press conferences than do fighting
• Pak TV: retired generals screaming about Ghazwa-e-Hind
• Indian media: anchormen frothing at the mouth yelling “we gave them BIRYANI WITH BULLETS”
• Twitter: currycels uniting in calling each other monkey subhumans

Conclusion:Another week, another round of nuclear LARPing by two countries that can’t keep their lights on for 24 hours.
Curries killing curries while the West watches like it’s a live UFC match.
Place your bets: who wins this time? The spice or the rice?

 

[roider72]

why the fuck is this in the looksmaxxing section you should genuinely kys

 

[aids]

I wonder how this will affect my ascension

 

[ThisCat]

CurryCivil War – India Strikes Pakistan

• 3 Pakistani military outposts hit in Azad Kashmir
• 2 Indian jets allegedly damaged by AAA
• Both sides claim "zero casualties" and "complete success," naturally
• Global reaction:
  • USA: "Concerned"
  • China: "Monitoring closely"
  • UK: Probably blaming it on colonial tea shortages

FACTS SO FAR:

• India claims this was a “surgical strike 2.0”
  • Reminder: last time they “surgically struck” a hill and blew up a tree
• Pakistan says their air force is “fully prepared”
  • Also Pakistan: Has more press conferences than do fighting
• Pak TV: retired generals screaming about Ghazwa-e-Hind
• Indian media: anchormen frothing at the mouth yelling “we gave them BIRYANI WITH BULLETS”
• Twitter: currycels uniting in calling each other monkey subhumans

Conclusion:Another week, another round of nuclear LARPing by two countries that can’t keep their lights on for 24 hours.
Curries killing curries while the West watches like it’s a live UFC match.
Place your bets: who wins this time? The spice or the rice?

its supposed to be in the
''offtopic" section

 

[Boyoshutup]

its supposed to be in the
''offtopic" section

Fuck mate a mistake

 

[Boyoshutup]

why the fuck is this in the looksmaxxing section you should genuinely kys

Honest mistake ima delete it and post it there

 

[ThisCat]

Fuck mate a mistake

the mods will remove the post you made

i dont want you to put all this effort in to just get it removed

 

[Boyoshutup]

the mods will remove the post you made

i dont want you to put all this effort in to just get it removed

Cool thankx

 

[CEO]

"Jai Hind" spam more shit-filled rockets to isra-hell next Raju to get izrauhhulllll woman!

Wrong section bro, mods will go apeshit.

 

[White_Bwoi]

I guess they better attack themselves than escalate to European counties tbh...

 

[Boyoshutup]

I guess they better attack themselves than escalate to European counties tbh...

Yea i jus hope they don't use nuclear bomb cause that will be the beginning of the end