Jason Voorhees
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India and Pakistan are knee-deep in a devastating war but the real battle is happening online where internet warriors have turned the whole situation into a goddamn reality show.
You have this uncle nigga living in London a man who's been away from India so long he probably thinks the flag is still the East India Company logo yet he's overflowing with patriotismand screaming for full-on Paki extinction. Pointing at the camera and asking pakis how they gonna be washing asses without water. Haha
Meanwhile on the Paki side, some diplomat is already foaming at the mouth, talking about slicing off heads and gouging out eyes like it's Mortal Kombat.
This Paki influencer foid has already decided what she is going to wear after war breaks out for different situations during war. Some specially made for camouflage
Meanwhile, Dubai-based desi wignats - safe, sipping lattes in their air-conditioned apartments - are crafting 5D chess war strategies for their home countries. Of course, none of it affects them they just want fireworks for content.
There's Master Shifu God General - this dude is out here claiming the Indian army will kick your doors down, ask your name, and murder entire families. He is grinding his teeth and fuming at camera. Lmao
From tiny accounts with a few dozen followers to top T.V channels everyone is rushing to spread fake news on how India and Pakistan are inching closer towards destruction.
Both Pakistan and Indian channels are hiring oldcel retired army officers from the other country looking to make some quick bucks and feature them in their special T.V programs as the Pak/Indian view only for them to end up becoming the verbal punching bag for an hour as they get blasted on T.V over the Pakistan/Indian debate with the TV presneter justifying their countries view points and those oldcels shuting their mouths and listening to it all and stuttering in between making it seem like they don't have an answer so even the audience likes it giving more TRP for the news channels. These special guests come, get blasted and insulted and then come back again to make more money. These niggas have been doing it every day for almost a week cashing in on the situation. Who says no to free money anyway. What a buisness model
What a fucking circus
You have this uncle nigga living in London a man who's been away from India so long he probably thinks the flag is still the East India Company logo yet he's overflowing with patriotismand screaming for full-on Paki extinction. Pointing at the camera and asking pakis how they gonna be washing asses without water. Haha
Meanwhile on the Paki side, some diplomat is already foaming at the mouth, talking about slicing off heads and gouging out eyes like it's Mortal Kombat.
This Paki influencer foid has already decided what she is going to wear after war breaks out for different situations during war. Some specially made for camouflage
Meanwhile, Dubai-based desi wignats - safe, sipping lattes in their air-conditioned apartments - are crafting 5D chess war strategies for their home countries. Of course, none of it affects them they just want fireworks for content.
There's Master Shifu God General - this dude is out here claiming the Indian army will kick your doors down, ask your name, and murder entire families. He is grinding his teeth and fuming at camera. Lmao
From tiny accounts with a few dozen followers to top T.V channels everyone is rushing to spread fake news on how India and Pakistan are inching closer towards destruction.
Both Pakistan and Indian channels are hiring oldcel retired army officers from the other country looking to make some quick bucks and feature them in their special T.V programs as the Pak/Indian view only for them to end up becoming the verbal punching bag for an hour as they get blasted on T.V over the Pakistan/Indian debate with the TV presneter justifying their countries view points and those oldcels shuting their mouths and listening to it all and stuttering in between making it seem like they don't have an answer so even the audience likes it giving more TRP for the news channels. These special guests come, get blasted and insulted and then come back again to make more money. These niggas have been doing it every day for almost a week cashing in on the situation. Who says no to free money anyway. What a buisness model
What a fucking circus
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