skull_mogger
CEO of Cumming in Bottles
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You have never driven or obtained a license because "I would never go anywhere anyway, why do I need to drive?"
You do not know how to repair a car
You cannot play a musical instrument
You haven't read a book since middle school
You eat processed snack foods
You haven't exercised since 8th grade gym class
You have never played a high school sport
You have ever, for even a second, seriously considered getting plastic surgery to "looksmax"
You think purchasing material goods will give you a personality and suddenly make women attracted to you
You are a volcel
You do not know how to repair a car
You cannot play a musical instrument
You haven't read a book since middle school
You eat processed snack foods
You haven't exercised since 8th grade gym class
You have never played a high school sport
You have ever, for even a second, seriously considered getting plastic surgery to "looksmax"
You think purchasing material goods will give you a personality and suddenly make women attracted to you
You are a volcel