inexplicable strokes of pain in my pee pee prevent me from masturbating

[SayNoToRotting]

It turns bloody red, my veins start to bulge, and it starts to feel like it's going to explode, what is this?

This has happened so often in the last couple of days.

 

[FatJattMofo]

visit doctor asap

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Dude I want to coooom already, what is this curse?

I can't go for round 2 god damnit!

 

[Marw]

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Thank god.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

nigger is having an anuerysm. r,i,p DAWG

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

Overmasturbation. Had that shit in my teens lol. Cut down the masturbation son.

 

[AbandonShip]

You have cancer. Its over

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Ow aw oh uh ow ow ha ow ow pee pee hurt

 

[KlutchPurpp]

Ow aw oh uh ow ow ha ow ow pee pee hurt

you gotta be the weirdest poster i have encountered

 

[SayNoToRotting]

you gotta be the weirdest poster i have encountered

I'm flattered, but there are many that greatly exceed me in weirdness.

 

[AutisticBeaner]

I had a little infection on my pp not too long ago, you might have something similar. Start panicking if it doesn't go away in 1-2 weeks.

 

[KlutchPurpp]

I'm flattered, but there are many that greatly exceed me in weirdness.

you are very random.

I cant read you.

 

[maxmendietta]

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Don't forget to keep us posted when you start peeing blood

 

[Zygos4Life]

EARLY SIGNS OF DIABETES BRO
GET IT CHECKED OUT ASAP
CUT OUT THE JEWISH FOOD OUT YOUR DIET BHAI U SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THE NEW YEARS

 

[RAITEIII]

Overmasturbation. Had that shit in my teens lol. Cut down the masturbation son.

You vicious creature

Overmasturbation. Had that shit in my teens lol. Cut down the masturbation son.

Probably surpassed my 11 in a day for that to happen