Fear
Anatomy is Destiny
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A recent attempt was made to silence me on this message board. This has ended, quite predictably, in swift and utter failure. To commemorate the occasion, I will be posting a story I've wanted to share for a few months fairly soon. But I will also take this chance to issue the following rare warning:
My future has never contained any result aside from perfect and perpetual victory. I shall therefore, henceforth, post as I — and only I — see fit, and no one here shall so much as dare to raise a finger in defiance. This is not a threat so much as an extension of my mercy. For my critics are usually short-lived, and now, knowing this, even the forum staff have submitted to my will.
Thus, those with the strength to oppose me no longer exist. My dominion is absolute. My authority is supreme. I cannot be beaten. And I cannot be denied.
So let this serve as your first and final warning. Question me again and I shall roll over this place like a giant earthmover — crunch, grind, squirt. There will not be time to run or space to run to. There will only be the chance to watch the forum crack with the weight of your colossal failure. And then, when the dust settles, my kingdom shall know no end.
