Insane glaze from Ex

[yochico_yojordan]

So for context I broke up with my gf a couple weeks ago we are still fwb which seems optimal because I can basically spend time with her whenever I want and smash but I don't have to go to bed on call or any of that bs

She told me yesterday that last year (while we were still together) she told her then best friend that I have a MASSIVE cock. Granted this is mostly glaze, it's only 6 inches, but my gf was a virgin before me so she genuinely thought it was 8 (and said that) and also that it was thick, like a snake, like a horsecock, etc. Her best friend who is a cheerleader was dating my friend (we'll call him Jake). Jake is a few inches shorter than me (in both ways, according to my ex's bsf) and her bsf asked if they could switch boyfriends foid was trying to trade for me like a pokemon thanks to my ex's glaze

Sadly she didn't tell me about this until now and obviously said no

Should I dm her friend now that I'm single? I'd probably lose the fwb situation with my ex but she's lowkey bad and im not friends with her bf anymore (also her bf is a massive cuck she's openly cheated on him like 3x time by now)

 

[Celto-Germanics]

foids are indeed terrible creatures

 

[tarkdriad33]

chad chronicles

 

[PSLbbc]

So for context I broke up with my gf a couple weeks ago we are still fwb which seems optimal because I can basically spend time with her whenever I want and smash but I don't have to go to bed on call or any of that bs

She told me yesterday that last year (while we were still together) she told her then best friend that I have a MASSIVE cock. Granted this is mostly glaze, it's only 6 inches, but my gf was a virgin before me so she genuinely thought it was 8 (and said that) and also that it was thick, like a snake, like a horsecock, etc. Her best friend who is a cheerleader was dating my friend (we'll call him Jake). Jake is a few inches shorter than me (in both ways, according to my ex's bsf) and her bsf asked if they could switch boyfriends foid was trying to trade for me like a pokemon thanks to my ex's glaze

Sadly she didn't tell me about this until now and obviously said no

Should I dm her friend now that I'm single? I'd probably lose the fwb situation with my ex but she's lowkey bad and im not friends with her bf anymore (also her bf is a massive cuck she's openly cheated on him like 3x time by now)

Ascension pending for what bro

 

[White Pakistani]

So for context I broke up with my gf a couple weeks ago we are still fwb which seems optimal because I can basically spend time with her whenever I want and smash but I don't have to go to bed on call or any of that bs

She told me yesterday that last year (while we were still together) she told her then best friend that I have a MASSIVE cock. Granted this is mostly glaze, it's only 6 inches, but my gf was a virgin before me so she genuinely thought it was 8 (and said that) and also that it was thick, like a snake, like a horsecock, etc. Her best friend who is a cheerleader was dating my friend (we'll call him Jake). Jake is a few inches shorter than me (in both ways, according to my ex's bsf) and her bsf asked if they could switch boyfriends foid was trying to trade for me like a pokemon thanks to my ex's glaze

Sadly she didn't tell me about this until now and obviously said no

Should I dm her friend now that I'm single? I'd probably lose the fwb situation with my ex but she's lowkey bad and im not friends with her bf anymore (also her bf is a massive cuck she's openly cheated on him like 3x time by now)

blahblahblah

 

[LTNUser]

Oh dude,you are 16 ?
I thought you was atleast 20 years old
@Eltrē

Ascension pending for what bro

 

[PSLbbc]

Oh dude,you are 16 ?
I thought you was atleast 20 years old
@Eltrē

Aren't you also 16?

 

[yochico_yojordan]

Ascension pending for what bro

I'm only MTN just in a bot lobby dating pool + i have high appeal and charisma

 

[zertex]

go ahead ngl

 

[Nolddor]

Te luciste