INSANE HOW TO SËXXÎNG NICE (NSFW 18+, Don't enter)

[Deleted member 10679]

Warning: The following thread contains serious amounts of autism

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Additional Warning: This is a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously, SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY.

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Disclaimer: I do not condone discrimination of any kind be it homophobia/misogyny/racism etc. and this post is satire and for the purpose of entertainment.

So you want make SËXXÎNG to babygorl (the meme not an actual... you know, @personalityinkwell )

Here is the ultimate technique to do it in 30 seconds
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e7a88b2751a7

EZ sexmaxx tbh for...

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Porn is degenerate

 

[Summer]

 

[Deleted member 10679]

Porn is degenerate

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Brothers... I know pornography is very, very degenerate.

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Brothers... I know pornography is very, very degenerate.

That video is hot tho ngl

 

[Gengar]

Porn is degenerate

true but this is what truecels like me have to resort to.

 

[Deleted member 10679]

true but this is what truecels like me have to resort to.

But if you ever ascend, consider using the technique above

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

true but this is what truecels like me have to resort to.

If you're going to, at least make sure its a good video

 

[Gengar]

But if you ever ascend, consider using the technique above

i can escortmaxx if i want to bro. my friends take me to prostitution places in western europe but tbh it grosses me out, most people who go there are ethnic btw, like 85% ethnics

 

[Deleted member 10679]

If you're going to, at least make sure its a good video

HAHAHAHAHA I thought you didn't watch porn

 

[Gengar]

If you're going to, at least make sure its a good video

any recommendations?

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

any recommendations?

Trashy homemade vids

 

[Gengar]

Trashy homemade vids

with professional porn i can cope thinkin "theyre getting paid" with amateur porn its couples that love each other or casual hookups, which is rather suifuel tbh

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

with professional porn i can cope thinkin "theyre getting paid" with amateur porn its couples that love each other or casual hookups, which is rather suifuel tbh

Jesus christ that is so sad

 

[Feminineboi]

Porn is for degenerates but I watch it every night

 

[Deleted member 7098]

was pleasantly surprised that she didn't piss all over the floor and call it a squirt when she came

 

[Cali Yuga]

best technique is to put your hand over the clit hood, two middle fingers in the coochie, then move your hand up and down while you make a "come here" movement with your fingers up into the g spot

you can really be violent and do it hard too, make a bitch squirt

 

[Deleted member 10679]

Porn is for degenerates but I watch it every night

Ohhh Boohoo let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.

 

[Gengar]

Jesus christ that is so sad

it is what it is bro

 

[Deleted member 10679]

best technique is to put your hand over the clit hood, two middle fingers in the coochie, then move your hand up and down while you make a "come here" movement with your fingers up into the g spot

you can really be violent and do it hard too, make a bitch squirt

This is legit?

 

[Cali Yuga]

This is legit?

yes 100% legit
ill try to find a video example of what i mean

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

HAHAHAHAHA I thought you didn't watch porn

I don't. We all fall off the path god has layed out for us