Insulted a hoe who insulted me first and then she tried to fight me

[IDontBlameAnybody]

I never insult people's looks unless they don't insult me first. Was flirting with this girl in the club a few weeks ago, then her female friend told me "what the fuck is your haircut? I'll hook you up with a barber". NGL, I got kinda mad (I was drunk), because she tried to get others to laugh at me aswell. I simply told her that she needs rhino NOW. And that her mother is a whore just like her.

Maybe a bit too much yeah.. She started telling me how her nose is her biggest insecurity and why did I have to bring it up. I tried walking away and she kept following me, telling me that "She tries to make sure that I understand how fucked up it is what I just said". I told her that if you insult me first, I'll insult you back and that it's also fucked up to insult other peoples looks first (like she did).

She still didn't understand. She then told me that she is a kickboxer lol and wanted to throw hands. I told her I don't fight with women and walked away, she tried to pathetically ragebait me into punching her... one of her female friends even slapped me lol. I just walked away.

NGL I got a new haircut after that incident lol

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

At the end she told me how I'm "a loser who just puts his dick in every woman's mouth" LOL.
Like a supreme gentleman that I am, I said thank you.

Tbh even though she insulted me first, I felt bad afterwards and said that she looks good and I didn't mean it and blabla. She said that I can't leave before I "understand how fucked up my insults where".

She also said that she can't change her nose and blabla, I told her you actually can and she got even more mad. She said "give me 2k then and I'll change it". I thought what a retard lol, she ain't getting shit for 2k lmao.

For 2k I can give her a rhino in my basement with a kitchen knife and a hammer.

 

[Vin Friman]

You telling her about her nose in the 2nd part gotta be the most autistic part of this dude. Anyways shoulda just gave her a pimp slap

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

You telling her about her nose in the 2nd part gotta be the most autistic part of this dude. Anyways shoulda just gave her a pimp slap

I told that her in the least autistic way possible tbh, I never talk about looksmaxxing outside this forum, only a tad bit with one of my friend who is also into it. I think, word for word, she said she can't change her nose and I just muffled "You can". I didn't like try to explain this shit to her like how exactly she can or whatever lol.

Normies are throwing the terms around so much nowadays that it's cringe... Some dude in the club once started talking to me about how he wants to get a facelift (LOL ik), a double jaw surgery and bunch of other shit. I was like okay man.. Then he went to this chick and started venting to her about his surgeries Now thats fucking autistic behavior lol

 

[g4rlic]

Tales tales TALES

 

[The Grinch]

Never start a fight with a woman, you can’t win. If you beat her you go to jail (even if she attacked you first), if she beats you, you get mocked. Just run away

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Never start a fight with a woman, you can’t win. If you beat her you go to jail (even if she attacked you first), if she beats you, you get mocked. Just run away

I'd never hit a girl physically, even if she hit me first. I would only hit a female if she literally puts my life in danger (like tries to stab me or shoot me or whatever).

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Tales tales TALES

No! My friend who was with me that night can attest. He is a REAL one, been through this shit, done it. I once let him stay at my place after 4 hoes kicked him out of their apartment and he called me at like 3AM.

 

[Ogionth]

. one of her female friends even slapped me lol. I just walked away.

Had this happened to me, I'd have punched the shit out of that friend.

No such thing as "don't wannna hitt womenn broo" if they hit first, it's excused for you.

 

[kash Register]

I never insult people's looks unless they don't insult me first. Was flirting with this girl in the club a few weeks ago, then her female friend told me "what the fuck is your haircut? I'll hook you up with a barber". NGL, I got kinda mad (I was drunk), because she tried to get others to laugh at me aswell. I simply told her that she needs rhino NOW. And that her mother is a whore just like her.

Maybe a bit too much yeah.. She started telling me how her nose is her biggest insecurity and why did I have to bring it up. I tried walking away and she kept following me, telling me that "She tries to make sure that I understand how fucked up it is what I just said". I told her that if you insult me first, I'll insult you back and that it's also fucked up to insult other peoples looks first (like she did).

She still didn't understand. She then told me that she is a kickboxer lol and wanted to throw hands. I told her I don't fight with women and walked away, she tried to pathetically ragebait me into punching her... one of her female friends even slapped me lol. I just walked away.

NGL I got a new haircut after that incident lol

There is NOTHING I hate more than retarded ass mfs that insult first

Then they have the NERVE to get mad when insulted back

 

[lawenstn]

Had this happened to me, I'd have punched the shit out of that friend.

No such thing as "don't wannna hitt womenn broo" if they hit first, it's excused for you.

I get that but that would be a social death sentence depending on how big the city is where you live

 

[IronMike]

Beta move, you should've at least slapped her. Are you white?

 

[Ogionth]

I get that but that would be a social death sentence depending on how big the city is where you live

Whenever the women has hit first, the man doesn't get as much backlash - at least that's how it is in my country.

Are people that huge of simps that they'd defend a woman after she hit someone first?

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Beta move, you should've at least slapped her. Are you white?

Yep I'm white.

Had this happened to me, I'd have punched the shit out of that friend.

No such thing as "don't wannna hitt womenn broo" if they hit first, it's excused for you.

I never blame a man if a female hits him and he hits her back. My father has been very strict my whole life about hitting females so it's just kinda, you know, I just don't wanna do it lol even though I think it's very justified as self protection.

If I'll ever have a daughter, I'll make 100% sure she knows better to never hit a man, because if he hits her back it's over.
All of these females who just casually hit men and think it's fine, will one day meet the dude who doesn't give af, and it will end really really bad.

Girls fail to realize that if a man ever hits her back, she is in huge trouble, because almost 99.9999% of the time, even smaller men can extremely easily beat up women. The strength difference is just too much.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Are people that huge of simps that they'd defend a woman after she hit someone first?

Men are extreme simps nowadays. I once saw this couple arguing outside a club, not very loud but it was clear they were arguing. Then some random dude just walked up to them and started pressing the man, saying "ooh I don't care I won't let a male talk to a woman like that". Like dude, shut the fuck up, it's none of your fucking business. And it was clear as day that it was just a normal couple having a little argument lmao. I call those men "heroes of the day", willing to cut their own dicks off to just get a glimpse of female attention.

When that insulting incident happened, I also kept talking to the girl that I was originally trying to flirt with (fuck her stupid friend who ruined everything cuz she was actually interested lol) and I noticed some immigrants staring me down with angry looks, even though the girl laughed and told me that she has no idea who those guys were. By that, I mean men are willing to do anything for just some little female attention, I know for a fact that if the girl would've gotten mad at me or something, those immigrant dudes would've tried to beat me up. Well maybe not only jump me, they are notoriously known for carrying around knives, guns and other shit like that...

The girl told me not to worry but I laughed and told her that she couldn't do shit about it when those guys actually try to jump me.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Had this happened to me

What did you do?

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

There is NOTHING I hate more than retarded ass mfs that insult first

Then they have the NERVE to get mad when insulted back

Yes lol she tried to convince me that "its so fucked up what I said", but she started it?! I told her that you can't insult someone and expect them to not insult you back, that's not how it works lol. If I insult somebody or worse, punch him, I'm 100% expecting him to come at me with full force.

And even though she started it, I felt bad lol and told her I was sorry for saying what I said earlier lol, she still said that she doesn't forgive me and blablabla

 

[rawr]

You telling her about her nose in the 2nd part gotta be the most autistic part of this dude. Anyways shoulda just gave her a pimp slap

Nah normies know about rhinos

 

[rawr]

Tales tales TALES

Niggas say tales to everything bro

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

I get that but that would be a social death sentence depending on how big the city is where you live

Eghh I guess..

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Nah normies know about rhinos

Normies know so much nowadays... As I said before, some dude came to me in a club larping about his cosmetic surgery plan JFL. He told me he wants to get a facelift (JFL) and a djs. Told him "Aight dude, whatever, good luck" . He then went up to a chick and started larping to her about his surgeries .

 

[itisoverformeh101]

I never insult people's looks unless they don't insult me first. Was flirting with this girl in the club a few weeks ago, then her female friend told me "what the fuck is your haircut? I'll hook you up with a barber". NGL, I got kinda mad (I was drunk), because she tried to get others to laugh at me aswell. I simply told her that she needs rhino NOW. And that her mother is a whore just like her.

Maybe a bit too much yeah.. She started telling me how her nose is her biggest insecurity and why did I have to bring it up. I tried walking away and she kept following me, telling me that "She tries to make sure that I understand how fucked up it is what I just said". I told her that if you insult me first, I'll insult you back and that it's also fucked up to insult other peoples looks first (like she did).

She still didn't understand. She then told me that she is a kickboxer lol and wanted to throw hands. I told her I don't fight with women and walked away, she tried to pathetically ragebait me into punching her... one of her female friends even slapped me lol. I just walked away.

NGL I got a new haircut after that incident lol

should've hit the girl back with a nice jab and then blend in with the crowd and leave

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

should've hit the girl back with a nice jab and then blend in with the crowd and leave

Yeah that Floyd Mayweather philly shell type shit.

I once heard a tactic, which can only be done in a really crowded and dark club. You walk around the dance floor, find a nice fat ass, slap it and then quickly blend in with the crowd so she has no idea who did it.

 

[itisoverformeh101]

Yeah that Floyd Mayweather philly shell type shit.

I once heard a tactic, which can only be done in a really crowded and dark club. You walk around the dance floor, find a nice fat ass, slap it and then quickly blend in with the crowd so she has no idea who did it.

mirin u should try it I know I would but anyways I'm talking about the women who slapped u

 

[g4rlic]

Niggas say tales to everything bro

uses the word whore shows any sign of being an incel, "you think I need a rhino..."

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

mirin u should try it I know I would but anyways I'm talking about the women who slapped u

Yeah ik lol, well nothing I can do now lol. I saw the friends of the girl that insulted me like 1-2 weeks ago, they told me that she is really sad and mad at me lol.

I had my good friend next to me and he started laughing and mocking the girls and that girl I insulted. He is one of my best friends, funny asf, but he is so fucking dumb sometimes, me and my friend group sometimes call him ram/wether. A male sheep or whatever the fuck.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

uses the word whore shows any sign of being an incel, "you think I need a rhino..."

?? what lol

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

uses the word whore shows any sign of being an incel, "you think I need a rhino..."

I have hollow cheeks thus I can say whatever the fuck I want to anybody.

 

[kash Register]

Yes lol she tried to convince me that "its so fucked up what I said", but she started it?! I told her that you can't insult someone and expect them to not insult you back, that's not how it works lol. If I insult somebody or worse, punch him, I'm 100% expecting him to come at me with full force.

And even though she started it, I felt bad lol and told her I was sorry for saying what I said earlier lol, she still said that she doesn't forgive me and blablabla

Next time don’t feel bad, she is a fucking bitch

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Nah normies know about rhinos

Normies are so familiar with all the terms nowadays. Some dudes in the club said I have “mogger bones” and I must bonesmash and follow clavicular and asked me if bonesmashing works jfl… and then one of their manlet friends said “bb.. bu.. but you have a recessed maxilla!”. I honestly thought WTF at that moment lol.. it felt like org and real world have become one. But yeah to be fair I do have a recessed maxilla, getting decomp braces this month for lefort 1.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Honestly, after getting chiseled facially, people have started commenting on my looks so fucking much.. I used to get either compliments or nothing. Now I get compliments and insults too sometimes. Some dude in the club once just randomly told me “you think that you look good but you don’t” hahahaha

 

[g4rlic]

I have hollow cheeks thus I can say whatever the fuck I want to anybody.

larpcel

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

larpcel

You are a word that starts with N.

 

[Ogionth]

What did you do?

"Had this happened to me" means "if it happened to me".

Well, I would obviously hit her back in that case.

 

[Ogionth]

Men are extreme simps nowadays. I once saw this couple arguing outside a club, not very loud but it was clear they were arguing. Then some random dude just walked up to them and started pressing the man, saying "ooh I don't care I won't let a male talk to a woman like that". Like dude, shut the fuck up, it's none of your fucking business. And it was clear as day that it was just a normal couple having a little argument lmao. I call those men "heroes of the day", willing to cut their own dicks off to just get a glimpse of female attention.

When that insulting incident happened, I also kept talking to the girl that I was originally trying to flirt with (fuck her stupid friend who ruined everything cuz she was actually interested lol) and I noticed some immigrants staring me down with angry looks, even though the girl laughed and told me that she has no idea who those guys were. By that, I mean men are willing to do anything for just some little female attention, I know for a fact that if the girl would've gotten mad at me or something, those immigrant dudes would've tried to beat me up. Well maybe not only jump me, they are notoriously known for carrying around knives, guns and other shit like that...

The girl told me not to worry but I laughed and told her that she couldn't do shit about it when those guys actually try to jump me.

That's fair

 

[g4rlic]

You are a word that starts with N.

You can't even call me nigger on an incel forum. Not helping ur larping case brotha.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

You can't even call me nigger on an incel forum. Not helping ur larping case brotha.

I didn't call you that, I meant that you are a nice guy. N - Nice guy.

 

[g4rlic]

I didn't call you that, I meant that you are a nice guy. N - Nice guy.

Doesn't help ur case faggot

 

[felixbc.7080]

You telling her about her nose in the 2nd part gotta be the most autistic part of this dude. Anyways shoulda just gave her a pimp slap

bro, a "pimp slap" would've had security and 10 "is he bothering you" mfs on his ahh. especially in a club

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Doesn't help ur case faggot

fuck you nigger

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

bro, a "pimp slap" would've had security and 10 "is he bothering you" mfs on his ahh. especially in a club

on god, the heroes of the day would’ve jumped
me lol

 

[Inkwell Choid]

Normies are throwing the terms around so much nowadays that it's cringe... Some dude in the club once started talking to me about how he wants to get a facelift (LOL ik), a double jaw surgery and bunch of other shit. I was like okay man.. Then he went to this chick and started venting to her about his surgeries Now thats fucking autistic behavior lol

normies in my school genuinely throw terms around and they have no idea what they mean i heard a couple guys in my class talking about "surgerymaxxing" and getting "Lefort 4". JFL

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

normies in my school genuinely throw terms around and they have no idea what they mean i heard a couple guys in my class talking about "surgerymaxxing" and getting "Lefort 4". JFL

Yeah, but this dude was next level. He walked away from me to this other chick and started telling her about his surgeries he plans to do lol. The chick was drunk asf and confused as shit.

"Oh yeah bro im getting a facelift and djs yeah clavicular you know bro yeah ik him too yeah im getting everything bro my moms a jew im rich asf"
a.ka
"I watched tiktok the whole day, now got drunk and I'm throwing around all the autistic terms I heard there"

 

[Inkwell Choid]

"Oh yeah bro im getting a facelift and djs yeah clavicular you know bro yeah ik him too yeah im getting everything bro my moms a jew im rich asf"

as soon as some normie mentions clav i can't help but laugh average tiktok goy