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Two white guys sit in a Marlboro Maroon '67 Corvette, sporting weak moustaches.
SCHMIDT, 23, awkwardly applies a fake scar to his forehead with spirit gum.
SCHMIDTGot your backstory down?
JENKO, 23, scratches his chin in chimplike fashion.
JENKOThis is a bad idea.
SCHMIDTLook, it couldn't be easier. At no point do we even consider resorting to "Midnight Baboon".
JENKOShit I hope not, considering we're off duty.
SCHMIDTWe set up the buy and ask for delivery tomorrow. They leave to make the drop, bwoop! Pull 'em over in the patrol for a broken taillight. What's this? A trunkload of high grade heroin? Freeze putos, you’re busted. We're heroes. We get fast tracked for a gold shield. Couple years later, we apply for S.I.S. and spend our career shooting bad guys in the face.
JENKOS.I.S. would be tits.
SCHMIDTJust observe my natural theatrical ability and follow my lead.
Jenko observes Schmidt. Schmidt just sits there.
Jenko snorts, throws his car door open and heads for the house.
SCHMIDT, 23, awkwardly applies a fake scar to his forehead with spirit gum.
SCHMIDTGot your backstory down?
JENKO, 23, scratches his chin in chimplike fashion.
JENKOThis is a bad idea.
SCHMIDTLook, it couldn't be easier. At no point do we even consider resorting to "Midnight Baboon".
JENKOShit I hope not, considering we're off duty.
SCHMIDTWe set up the buy and ask for delivery tomorrow. They leave to make the drop, bwoop! Pull 'em over in the patrol for a broken taillight. What's this? A trunkload of high grade heroin? Freeze putos, you’re busted. We're heroes. We get fast tracked for a gold shield. Couple years later, we apply for S.I.S. and spend our career shooting bad guys in the face.
JENKOS.I.S. would be tits.
SCHMIDTJust observe my natural theatrical ability and follow my lead.
Jenko observes Schmidt. Schmidt just sits there.
Jenko snorts, throws his car door open and heads for the house.
