Invited to a party, how do I not fuck it up?

[Gaygymmaxx]

I haven't been to a party in fucking years. I just took my monthly drug test from my parents today so I can probably drink and smoke with enough time to clear it out by next month.

I'm gonna get some mdma from my brother for a bit of social lubricant but what do people even do at parties bruh

Hang out? Swim in a pool? Beer pong? I genuinely don't know.

It's a bunch of guys from my old job at sonic, I think I'll know most of em. I used to smoke in the store with the guys. Also my best friend is probably coming so that'll help but I can just stand around him like a fucking mosquito so give me some tips boys


@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@Erik-Jón
@8PSLcel

 

[Erik-Jón]

Wtf your parents make you take drug tests

 

[Deleted member 18244]

JFL @ the people you tagged for help. Non nts only (except the curry)

 

[Toth's thot]

don't ask pathetic incel losers what to do I g

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Wtf your parents make you take drug tests

It's because my brother is weed addict and they've had to pay for his rehab twice. They not tryna get another 10000 dollar bill

I don't blame em but 25 days is enough for me to clear out

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

JFL @ the people you tagged for help. Non nts only

You are NT mogger? Help me brother

 

[Erik-Jón]

It's because my brother is weed addict and they've had to pay for his rehab twice. They not tryna get another 10000 dollar bill

I don't blame em but 25 days is enough for me to clear out

Weeds degen don’t do that shit

 

[prettyboislime]

if you’re worrying about “not fucking up” a party invite u already lost. Ur not made for the NT VIP lifestyle brother

 

[Deleted member 18244]

You are NT mogger? Help me brother

Bro your question is what to do at a party… you might be too far gone

 

[Deleted member 3828]

tagged everyone except me
I hope you shit yourself in the pool

 

[Pendejo]

Just get drunk and go with the flow lmao.

 

[Lihito]

I haven't been to a party in fucking years. I just took my monthly drug test from my parents today so I can probably drink and smoke with enough time to clear it out by next month.

I'm gonna get some mdma from my brother for a bit of social lubricant but what do people even do at parties bruh

Hang out? Swim in a pool? Beer pong? I genuinely don't know.

It's a bunch of guys from my old job at sonic, I think I'll know most of em. I used to smoke in the store with the guys. Also my best friend is probably coming so that'll help but I can just stand around him like a fucking mosquito so give me some tips boys


@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@Erik-Jón
@8PSLcel

Step one : be chad

Step 2 : dont be sub chadlite

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

tagged everyone except me
I hope you shit yourself in the pool

I'm bad with names homeslice sorry

I'll add you to my @ list

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Step one : be chad

Step 2 : dont be sub chadlite

Ah yes of course

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Just get drunk and go with the flow lmao.

Sheit alright

 

[Kingcel32]

Bro don’t worry about it, just drink a bit to get rid of your inhibitions and just have fun.

 

[BoneDensity]

Step one : be chad

Step 2 : dont be sub chadlite

Those 2 steps are essential and easily missed by many novice party-goers. Make sure you don't skip those fundamentals OP.

 

[Lihito]

Those 2 steps are essential and easily missed by many novice party-goers. Make sure you don't skip those fundamentals OP.

can you legit sell your soul to the devil to get bettter bones

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Those 2 steps are essential and easily missed by many novice party-goers. Make sure you don't skip those fundamentals OP.

I'm 5"5 curry so I guess I'm fucked

 

[Bitch]

Don't mix alcohol with MDMA and test your pills if you're getting pills, if you're getting pure MDMA rocks then you don't have to I guess

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Don't mix alcohol with MDMA and test your pills if you're getting pills, if you're getting pure MDMA rocks then you don't have to I guess

Fuark you think I should just drink and not take it then?

 

[Bitch]

Fuark you think I should just drink and not take it then?

Watch a video and make sure to get well educated before taking any substances like MDMA



I never tried MDMA before so I can't really tell you, but I saw a couple of videos. The only drug I ever tried was weed and most people wouldn't even consider it a drug. I also like to smoke cigars with whiskey/cognac and just chill with friends, like once a month if I have the time

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Watch a video and make sure to get well educated before taking any substances like MDMA



I never tried MDMA before so I can't really tell you, but I saw a couple of videos. The only drug I ever tried was weed and most people wouldn't even consider it a drug. I also like to smoke cigars with whiskey/cognac and just chill with friends, like once a month if I have the time

That sounds ideal asf

I need my own place man fuck I can't do any of that shit really, and I don't have license yet either so my mom's gotta drive me around

Brutal for my social life

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Who are u
And why u upvoting posts against me cuck

 

[n0rthface]

Post theme:
To lighten the mood I’ll share a funny party experience.

So when I was 15 I had already been drinking and going out with my friends for like 2 years already, but i had a friend who had never went out before.

I invited him along to a small get together with other people from our school, like 5 girls and 7 lads so nothing major. My friend has major anxiety since his oneitis is there, so he drinks quite a lot (despite only ever having a few cans before)

To cut a long story short, my friend confessed his love for his oneitis, gets brutally rejected and then throws up all over her tits in front of everyone

 

[Bitch]

Post theme:
To lighten the mood I’ll share a funny party experience.

So when I was 15 I had already been drinking and going out with my friends for like 2 years already, but i had a friend who had never went out before.

I invited him along to a small get together with other people from our school, like 5 girls and 7 lads so nothing major. My friend has major anxiety since his oneitis is there, so he drinks quite a lot (despite only ever having a few cans before)

To cut a long story short, my friend confessed his love for his oneitis, gets brutally rejected and then throws up all over her tits in front of everyone

over for his social life ngl

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

FUARKK I JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR THC GUYS

I HAVENT SMOKED FOR 2 MONTHS FUCK THIS SHIT

 

[n0rthface]

over for his social life ngl

Nah didn’t really hurt it that much, has had a few gfs now and unironically life mogs me to death

 

[BoneDensity]

can you legit sell your soul to the devil to get bettter bones

Never, ur life was decided at conception.

 

[Deleted member 15827]

JFL @ the people you tagged for help. Non nts only (except the curry)

Who is the curry there

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Who is the curry there

Failednormie

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I haven't been to a party in fucking years. I just took my monthly drug test from my parents today so I can probably drink and smoke with enough time to clear it out by next month.

I'm gonna get some mdma from my brother for a bit of social lubricant but what do people even do at parties bruh

Hang out? Swim in a pool? Beer pong? I genuinely don't know.

It's a bunch of guys from my old job at sonic, I think I'll know most of em. I used to smoke in the store with the guys. Also my best friend is probably coming so that'll help but I can just stand around him like a fucking mosquito so give me some tips boys


@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@Erik-Jón
@8PSLcel

Ive never attended a party, I can't help you

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Ive never attended a party, I can't help you

brutal

 

[Deleted member 17791]

brutal

i know

 

[FreakkForLife]

I haven't been to a party in fucking years. I just took my monthly drug test from my parents today so I can probably drink and smoke with enough time to clear it out by next month.

I'm gonna get some mdma from my brother for a bit of social lubricant but what do people even do at parties bruh

Hang out? Swim in a pool? Beer pong? I genuinely don't know.

It's a bunch of guys from my old job at sonic, I think I'll know most of em. I used to smoke in the store with the guys. Also my best friend is probably coming so that'll help but I can just stand around him like a fucking mosquito so give me some tips boys


@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@Erik-Jón
@8PSLcel

U can drink,but don't smoke,it can stunt your growth.


Source??
There are many ,a bit busy to link them here

 

[chawaje]

U can drink,but don't smoke,it can stunt your growth.


Source??
There are many ,a bit busy to link them here

doesnt smoking lower E?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Send the women away and play Naked Twister.