Is beard cope?

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(Before reading shitty rant the point of this was because my friend was saying how no matter how bad you look a beard will save you, not in general context of all people) I’ve been talking to my retard friend who thinks nothing is about looks and all you need to do is “get lean, dress well and stay clean and groomed” when he brought up the point of beards. I was saying how people for EX: cuffem are completely recessed on almost every aspect of their face and will never be able to look better as a grown man who’s structure will never grow again. Then he just kept saying the same bullshit but I pulled up the point on how “a beard helps your jawline by hiding position of your hyoid bone, as well as your ramus to compact your lower third making it look sharp”(kind of hard to explain to smb who doesn’t know basic osteology). And he began to rant about how its “for looks” so I pointed out “if you have amazing forward growth along with a long ramus and decent hyoid placement why would you want to cover it up with hair so people will just see that”. I understand that some girls enjoy beards and shit but at the end of the day I have never seen somebody like jordan barret, zeta or wtv mainstream model rocking a full grown and groomed beard😂. At the end of the day why would you want to cover up the beauty of your genetics? lmk your thoughts:unsure:
 
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No it isn't. It can cover ut a long philtrum and hide mandibular recession.
 
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dnr absolutely no reason to drop a paragraph but no if you have weak mandibles and arent willing to get surgery then grow a beard
 
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I’ve been talking to my retard friend who thinks nothing is about looks and all you need to do is “get lean, dress well and stay clean and groomed” when he brought up the point of beards. He wouldn’t stfu abt how corny I was as if we don’t play comp fortnite together like dorks but thats besides the point, I was saying how people for EX: cuffem are completely recessed on almost every aspect of their face and will never be able to look better as a grown man who’s structure will never grow again. Then he just kept saying the same bullshit but I pulled up the point on how “a beard helps your jawline by hiding definition of your hyoid bone, as well as your ramus to compact your lower third making it look sharp”(kind of hard to explain to smb who doesn’t know basic osteology). And he began to rant about how its “for looks” so I pointed out “if you have amazing forward growth along with a long ramus and decent hyoid placement why would you want to cover it up with hair so people will just see that”. I understand that some girls enjoy beards and shit but at the end of the day I have never seen somebody like jordan barret, zeta or wtv mainstream model rocking a full grown and groomed beard😂. At the end of the day why would you want to cover up the beauty of your genetics? lmk your thoughts:unsure:
beards are goated and show masculinity and can be very good if well groomed and grown well, I need a beard but my fuckass school wont let me get one because of our retarded hair policies(we cant even have long hair)
 
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At the end of the day why would you want to cover up the beauty of your genetics? lmk your thoughts:unsure:
people with bad genetics reading this line:
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beards are goated and show masculinity and can be very good if well groomed and grown well, I need a beard but my fuckass school wont let me get one because of our retarded hair policies(we cant even have long hair)
Yea thats true but for people who look like recessed down syndrome retards its necessary but its optional for people who have decent features as I said. He was saying how you’ll be completely fine with a beard no matter how you look. I completely agree with your point of masculinity in a beard tho.
 
DNR but facial hair is fucking disgusting and unclean
 
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dnr absolutely no reason to drop a paragraph but no if you have weak mandibles and arent willing to get surgery then grow a beard
I was genuinely just wondering tho look at the other reply I made about how even if your the most hideous creature on the planet on the earth a beard will save you
 
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facial hair is only disgusting and unclean if you let it become disgusting and unclean. basic hygiene prevents this.
Boi:feelswhere: I've only seen 1 good looking guy with facial hair
 
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