is brad pitt considered a chad simply because we are told he is?

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dont get me wrong he still mogs but a lot of the reason hes considered the prototypical handsome dude is due to being good looking along with having egregious levels of status the combination of both amplifies him to being percieved as a chad

he has the SMV of a chad but his face it isnt aesthetically is just not quite there when you really truly look at him

negatively tilted eyebrows, subpar angularity and flat zygos, too wide jaw and overdeveloped massestors, poor piggish nose with an alar base thats too flared with a lot of nostril show, slightly recessed chin, bad skin texture, doesnt have the dimorphism of chads either and so on.

i understand why people refer to him as a chad it makes sense but when you really truly look at him does he really hold up?

not really

realistically hes like a low chadlite, mid chadlite at the very best at his leanest and best pics
 
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stop bumping, nobody gives a fuck about this thread

you purposely chose unflattering photos before he got work done that don't show his prime body.
 
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you purposely chose unflattering photos before he got work done that don't show his prime body.
dude his best pics possible barely scratch mid lite, he has far too many flaws to for a "Cahd saar" aesthetically he really pales in comparison to hexum, bomer, vasily stepanov ( his upgrade) and so on
 
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nah hes chad but movies fraud him as robust with clothing + camera angles IRL he's a twink
 
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dude his best pics possible barely scratch mid lite, he has far too many flaws to for a "Cahd saar" aesthetically he really pales in comparison to hexum, bomer, vasily stepanov ( his upgrade) and so on
only failo facially is his acne scarring which he improved with some treatments after his early 20s
 
nah hes chad but movies fraud him as robust with clothing + camera angles IRL he's a twink
i just dont see it he doesnt have the angularity or dimorphism of one, his harmony is really top tier tho
 
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Harmony matters more than autistic PSL ratios
 
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Harmony matters more than autistic PSL ratios
harmony is ratios/proportions are you fucking stupid thats legit what harmony is in the formula

also calling things autistic pretending to be neurotypical in an online space like this is beyond pointless its not a proxy term for being wrong

also his harmony/ratios is actually his strongest feature his angularity and dimorphism is what holds him back
 
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i just dont see it he doesnt have the angularity or dimorphism of one
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This becomes very apparent when you place him next to an actual chad like tyler maher
 
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This becomes very apparent when you place him next to an actual chad like tyler maher
people are going to make the argument "buttt saaar female gazeee saar brad pitt gets simped on more saar" yeah because he has more exposure and status that doesnt mean his aesthetics are better

same way with how marvel movies having more fans and being more popular than andrei tarkovsky films does not make them better made films
 
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Its the same thing?
all these tails female gaze "appeal saar" copers who overrate pretty boy htns on tiktok keep saying "saaar harmony matters than autism ratios saar" without realizing what harmony is is your ratios
 
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Tbh he is cl i agree but status mogs
 
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This doesn't prove your idiotic point, I could put a fucking NBA player next to a NFL player and the NFL player would be mogged, does that make him a twink you dumb fuck?
Autist falls for the most obvious bait in history :feelskek:
 
This doesn't prove your idiotic point, I could put a fucking NBA player next to a NFL player and the NFL player would be mogged, does that make him a twink you dumb fuck?
below 6ft and lanky build is a twink nigger

especially compared to how movies present him/his characters (as a big imposing chud)
 
Autist falls for the most obvious bait in history :feelskek:
Who got baited? The only person baited with that latino's stupidity. If this topic were construction, he would have been right
 
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frauding faggot mtn
vinnie hackers father
 
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all these tails female gaze "appeal saar" copers who overrate pretty boy htns on tiktok keep saying "saaar harmony matters than autism ratios saar" without realizing what harmony is is your ratios
I mean have to Matter more ,for female if thats what ur attracted to ... probably u like men
 
Looks like a chad
 
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You're missing the point.


Women decided he is a Chad which is all that matters

Dnr btw
 
If he’s not Chad then there are no chads. He has that stereotypical American Chad look
 
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he isnt. he would be here repping me if he didnt have status
 
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You're missing the point.


Women decided he is a Chad which is all that matters

Dnr btw
how did women decide hes a chad?

its his pr marketing team that marketed him as the pinnacle of extreme male beauty that skewed the perception

hes just a low chadlite with extreme status and marketing

aesthetically hes far too beyond flawed to be a chad
 
If he’s not Chad then there are no chads. He has that stereotypical American Chad look
not really there are countless celebs and models who brutally mog him

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colton haynes is one good example of one celeb who doesnt get the glaze he does but brutally mogs pitt

his harmony is similar to his but he brutalizes him in angularity and misc and his dimo is also better too
 
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He peaked later in his 30s
 
Hes chad, good harmony and excellent pheno
 
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I made a thread on this typa thing actually
 
not really there are countless celebs and models who brutally mog him

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colton haynes is one good example of one celeb who doesnt get the glaze he does but brutally mogs pitt

his harmony is similar to his but he brutalizes him in angularity and misc and his dimo is also better too
Pitt looks prettier than him. It’s not always about masculinity
 
not really there are countless celebs and models who brutally mog him

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colton haynes is one good example of one celeb who doesnt get the glaze he does but brutally mogs pitt

his harmony is similar to his but he brutalizes him in angularity and misc and his dimo is also better too
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Mogged
 
we can say the same about barrett, hes like mtn in his prime id say
 
not really there are countless celebs and models who brutally mog him

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colton haynes is one good example of one celeb who doesnt get the glaze he does but brutally mogs pitt

his harmony is similar to his but he brutalizes him in angularity and misc and his dimo is also better too
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Chin is very feminine as well, looks comical with how wide the jaw is.
 
how did women decide hes a chad?
Women associate him with the characters he plays in movies, which boosts Pitt's charisma a lot.
Also, he looks better in motion, especially with all the usual movie tricks (makeup, lighting, angles, etc.). As a professional actor, he knows how to use facial expressions and body language to his advantage.
And women would never guess his actual height based on his screen appearances. They perceive him as tall, and that's all that matters to them.

But you're right : he's an artificial PR-induced Chad if you look at his face objectively.
 
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When I was young I never understood why he was regarded as the benchmark for male aesthetics
Normies would say shit like "I suppose you think you're Brad Pitt" when needing a reference point for an extremely goodlooking male

I get that they need to use someone who's name is widely known enough for the references to make sense, and also be highly thirsted over enough so it doesn't look like a man who makes such a reference is admiring Pitt's looks himself but just acknowledging that women thirst for him

I always thought the blonde american chad look had something off about it, maybe it was the jaw being too wide or bones being regarded as far greater importance than harmony
Pitt has a nose that's extremely out of the ordinary but it's not regarded as a flaw in any way?

He's a Chad but I always wondered why nobody else found him weird looking and overrated the way I did since childhood

The fact he looks like a relatively normal guy next to this midface of deathcel makes me question how hard he actually mogs compared to normal people
He might be one of the greatest cases of "looking better in isolation on camera without a frame of reference" of all time

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let a nigger brad pitt legend of the fall took the year like a bandit

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