Is chewing and spitting junk food legit?

[Mastermind]

You chew shit food like sweets and other high sugar/high carbs crap inside your mouth and spit it away immediately after
You absorb 1/3 of the additional calories because of saliva while still getting the dopamine hit from tasting it

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Why waste your precious time, (almost nonexistent) masticatory forces, and dopamine receptors on only a third of the calories on excess carbs/sugar, when you can use that same allotment on snarfing a big, juicy, tender steak?

Just imagine it.

The scent of freshly burnt charcoal, the infusion of that lightly crispy shell of the meat, an afterthought to our animalistic drive to hunt and socialize.

The first bite, the ignition of the masseter and temporalis; gustatory activation, neurons furiously lining up, anticipating the fruits of that steak.

The muscles, the fat, the cartilage, the tendons and ligaments: the full sensory experience. The resident Looksmax food connoisseur is satisfied; stomach full, jaw pumped, macromaxxed.

After such an odyssey, what spoils of the bush are there left for the Kit-Kat bar on the counter, waiting for you to gobble it to shrapnel?

 

[Deleted member 25713]

It’s female tier autism and if I found out my girlfriend did it I would beat her up. You digest most of the calories while chewing anyway and it’s emotional torture. Like the guy above said just eat steak like a man it’s low calorie and filling.

 

[keep positive 24/7]

just kill yourself at that point tbh

 

[Deleted member 25938]

It’s female tier autism and if I found out my girlfriend did it I would beat her up. You digest most of the calories while chewing anyway and it’s emotional torture. Like the guy above said just eat steak like a man it’s low calorie and filling.

Yeah. OP will become mentalcel if he does this

 

[MoggerChad]

You digest most of the calories while chewing anyway

You're an absolute fucking idiot and should never make any remark on anything related to food or dieting.

 

[Deleted member 25713]

You're an absolute fucking idiot and should never make any remark on anything related to food or dieting.

Bulimic cope

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Imagine OP at a Halloween party and he's chewing and regurgitating all the candy into a trash can

 

[Deleted member 13787]

nah, just purge.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

nah, just purge.

Just obliterate your esophagus with acid theory

 

[Deleted member 13787]

Just obliterate your esophagus with acid theory

sounds like nerd shit. i'd rather be lean

 

[Deleted member 25938]

sounds like nerd shit. i'd rather be lean

Likewise.

 

[Mastermind]

Yeah. OP will become mentalcel if he does this

I don't need to I'm not fat

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I don't need to I'm not fat

That's good. Godspeed you won't have to test your idea out in the future

 

[MoggerChad]

It’s female tier autism and if I found out my girlfriend did it I would beat her up. You digest most of the calories while chewing anyway and it’s emotional torture. Like the guy above said just eat steak like a man it’s low calorie and filling.

@2d v2 please make this post in that voice

 

[wonderwhy]

dumbfags.org , just torture yourself theory

 

[2d v2]

@2d v2 please make this post in that voice