is chopping off and eating my own finger illegal?

[Ted Bundy]

ive always wanted to taste human meat however obviously i cant attack another person and consume them before losing my virginity so i want to eat my finger how do i do this?

 

[Ted Bundy]

it needs to be painless

 

[armemann]

ive always wanted to taste human meat however obviously i cant attack another person and consume them before losing my virginity so i want to eat my finger how do i do this?

what role does virginity play here

 

[lenvoalt]

Chop off your pinky toe
And use injectable
Lidocaine

 

[Ted Bundy]

what role does virginity play here

i go to jail for life and i cant have have any sexual relations because im not a faggot

 

[IdoblameBP]

Chop off and eat your dick then you'll be a Virgin for life isn't that fucking great