supergoat972
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I swear that's so annoying, you accidentally look at one for a millisecond and then she thinks you're her fucking soulmate
I work with obese animals, so I have to talk to them every now and then. You work with them for like an hour or just have a conversation because they are sitting like 6 feet away from and they look at you like you asked to marry them. What a bunch of idiot.
There is this landwhale who keeps staring at me. Every time it walks by my cubicle it stares in my direction. Probably wondering if I like it. She also tried to talk/flirt with me before. This thing is probably about 5'1" , 200 lbs and hispanic.
Why would I , of all people, be interested in her? If I were desperate enough to take someone so ugly, then I would just buy plane tickets to Bangladesh and take some homeless woman off the street.
I work with obese animals, so I have to talk to them every now and then. You work with them for like an hour or just have a conversation because they are sitting like 6 feet away from and they look at you like you asked to marry them. What a bunch of idiot.
There is this landwhale who keeps staring at me. Every time it walks by my cubicle it stares in my direction. Probably wondering if I like it. She also tried to talk/flirt with me before. This thing is probably about 5'1" , 200 lbs and hispanic.
Why would I , of all people, be interested in her? If I were desperate enough to take someone so ugly, then I would just buy plane tickets to Bangladesh and take some homeless woman off the street.
