PersianKingdom
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My plan is to get $1 million
1) brightocular to get one eye blue one eye green.
2) Limb lengthening for 3 inches 5'7->5'10 (probably 8 months of constant pain being bedridden).
3) Nose-job.
4) Fix eyelid asymmetry + some other surgeries near the eyes.
5) Orthognathic surgery.
6) Surgery for hollow cheekbones .
7) Some other surgeries?????
8) Fix my dogshit posture (random kids telling me what the fuck is up with my posture).
9) Grow height hair.
10) Heightshoes + lift insertmax (should be able to get 6'+ from everything then lie about being 6'1 because everyone would think I'm closet 5'11 if I claimed 6').
11) Growth hormone max + anavar steroids (inject that shit straight into my fucking veins).
12) Gymaesthetics max for 1-2 years. Going from 30% body-fat to 5% body-fat
13) Buy cryonics to go to Harvard in my second life after I've lived a Chad life.
14) Spend 1 year reading psychopathic manipulation books to learn to be a Casanova + learn to speak Indonesian (Because the average height in Indonesia is one of the lowest) through the TV like a true genius + spend some time voiceactingmax to have the golden chad voice that everyone gets wet from hearing.
15) Go from the most boring country in the world (Canada) to Indonesia.
16) Pump and dump 10 times a day with my 99.9999% libido. Making sure to make as many women cheat on their "boyfriends" as possible while mogging as much as possible. Within 10 years I will have created 365*10*10*1.5 (Assuming the average impregnation creates 1.5 children) = 54750 Jew looking children wondering why their genetics were fucked.
17) probably die within 15 years being the age of 33, which is long enough on this depressing planet.
FUUUUUUUUUUK this is the dream. I'm saving any money I get from now on. What do you kings think?
My grammar might be fucked, but I haven't slept in 2 days because my libido is too high that I've been masturbating for 2 days in a row without any sleep.
You're a gigachad if you give me a picture with fixed nose.