is it safe to larp your stats to your gf?

[Beetlejuice]

Height- add an inch/two
Body count- multiply by 3
Dick size- add 3 inches or else it's over

 

[Deleted member 19157]

brutal.
if my gf said that i would break up with her on the spot not even excaggerating i've broken up for less

yeah i sidnt say anything but that is almost more brutal than just her no preferring ut

its a manipulative statement lol

she said it to fuck with him. like she finds him more attractive than other girls would.

 

[faggotchadlite]

well..

shes still lying son

who does she find more attractive, then.

she used to have a crush on rami malek and pharell williams

 

[faggotchadlite]

yeah i sidnt say anything but that is almost more brutal than just her no preferring ut

its a manipulative statement lol

she said it to fuck with him. like she finds him more attractive than other girls would.

nah , i believe her , i dont find any reason to feel that she would find a negro more attractive than i am

 

[Deleted member 19157]

nah , i believe her , i dont find any reason to feel that she would find a negro more attractive than i am

well there goes my mulatto guess

 

[faggotchadlite]

well there goes my mulatto guess

wdym?

 

[Deleted member 19157]

wdym?

im getting concersations confused here nvm

 

[6’1cel]

why so? , what wrong did my gf say?

that other girls but totally not her will prefer him over u

 

[faggotchadlite]

that other girls but totally not her will prefer him over u

isnt that good?

 

[Paroxysm]

You should always larp your stats at the beginning of a relationship tbh. Add 3 cm to your height and double your body count. Frauding dick size is pointless since women don't really have a mental image of what dick measurements look like in real life because they've been lied to so many times by other partners jfl. If you don't have a big dick avoid the discussion of dick size, but if she explicitly ask, fraud it by an inch or so. If you do have a big dick then obviously you will want to use that to halo yourself, but don't go autistic on size, just say "it's big". She will know when she sees it up close anyway

 

[faggotchadlite]

You should always larp your stats at the beginning of a relationship tbh. Add 3 cm to your height and double your body count. Frauding dick size is pointless since women don't really have a mental image of what dick measurements look like in real life because they've been lied to so many times by other partners jfl. If you don't have a big dick avoid the discussion of dick size, but if she explicitly ask, fraud it by an inch or so. If you do have a big dick then obviously you will want to use that to halo yourself, but don't go autistic on size, just say "it's big". She will know when she sees it up close anyway

yeah , thanks , also can i add 3 cm if shes taller than me