is it worth doordashing to steal the food?

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sign up as a delivery driver and lie that the orders were fucked up or something and end up eating the food or never delivering it
 
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if it happens too much you'll get flagged :ogre:
 
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if it happens too much you'll get flagged :ogre:
temporary thing

i can always switch to ubereats or some other app so i can reek as much benefit.
 
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go to a food bank if you want food so badly
 
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temporary thing

i can always switch to ubereats or some other app so i can reek as much benefit.
YKW, It works, but you need to be smart with it:soy::soy::ogre:
 
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Free food like once or twwice
 
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Stealing is so retarded. Just hunt for your food if you don't have money or find roadkill and cook it.
 
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Stealing is so retarded. Just hunt for your food if you don't have money or find roadkill and cook it.
no, i want to eat tasty food for free.
 
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You dont even need to be a driver just order food from doordash and say they accidentally included bacon and youre muslim
 
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You dont even need to be a driver just order food from doordash and say they accidentally included bacon and youre muslim
my account is flagged on doordash and ubereats for doing it too often
 
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Just go to the pick up desk and take the delivery orders like they’re yours, maybe grab a delivery company branded clothes to make it more believable
 
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Just go to the pick up desk and take the delivery orders like they’re yours, maybe grab a delivery company branded clothes to make it more believable
depending on where you go you need to show them a code or some shit
 
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my account is flagged on doordash and ubereats for doing it too often
make a new account use your neighbours addy and say on chat “sorry its the one next door 81”
 
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Go to a black woman run small family bussiness
theres one actually not too far from my house but they sell like these dogshit overpriced samosas
 
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Roadkill is tasty. People shame it but 200 years ago if a deer was dead on the side of the road and the meat was intact that would be a jackpot.

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Roadkill is tasty. People shame it but 200 years ago if a deer was dead on the side of the road and the meat was intact that would be a jackpot.

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i would argue a burger king bacon king burger with mozzarella sticks and hersheys pie is better tbh
 
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another thread about stealing food? is the “army” not feeding you?
 
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are you hungry right now in general
not right now but im thinking ahead when i will be hungry and im trying to save some money.
 
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