Is jason Voorhees of the devil??

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@Jason Voorhees keeps evading Liberian cannibals and Haitian cannibals. How do they not catch him?? This proves he is of the devil!
 
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Give him a white MTB and he'll calm down.
 
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Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals are at war for Squirtle meat for the reputation of its delicacies has reached even the farthest corners of the world.

Since both sides are at war they don't have resources or time to catch him. Contrary to what you said, he is favored by god.
 
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Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals are at war for Squirtle meat for the reputation of its delicacies has reached even the farthest corners of the world.

Since both sides are at war they don't have resources or time to catch him. Contrary to what you said, he is favored by god.
@Jason Voorhees meat is very high in protein and rich in vitamins and minerals. It's part of a balanced diet.
 
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How will the upcoming World War influence the Haitian squirtle meat price?
 
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How will the upcoming World War influence the Haitian squirtle meat price?
The price will spike very high. Inside sources say Netanyahu will pull every single bits and pieces of Squirtle meat from the international market and hoard them in Jerusalem for some type of Jewish world war purposes.
 
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The price will spike very high. Inside sources say Netanyahu will pull every single bits and pieces of Squirtle meat from the international market and hoard them in Jerusalem for some type of Jewish world war purposes.
What will Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals do??
 
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What will Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals do??
They will be under Netanyahu's payroll actually. This is how he will take control of Africa, by keeping the Haitian and Liberian cannibal warlords under his thumb by sending them a package of synthetic Squirtle meat for every country they take over in the subsaharan Africa.

Inside sources say Netanyahu is keeping Squirtle in a lab to be cloned for his meat, maybe that's why the Liberian and Haitian cannibals couldn't touch him in the first place. Damn the Jews and their monopolies!
 
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They will be under Netanyahu's payroll actually. This is how he will take control of Africa, by keeping the Haitian and Liberian cannibal warlords under his thumb by sending them a package of synthetic Squirtle meat for every country they take over in the subsaharan Africa.

Inside sources say Netanyahu is keeping Squirtle in a lab to be cloned for his meat, maybe that's why the Liberian and Haitian cannibals couldn't touch him in the first place. Damn the Jews and their monopolies!
It all makes perfect sense
 
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