Is Jason Voorhees still alive?

[klip11]

Is @Jason Voorhees hiding in an underground bunker in Tehran or did the cannibals get him and are they carving him up and making shish kabob out of jason Voorhees meat?

@mrdouchebag @iblamexyz @Overlord- @trvechud @Swarthy Knight

 

[iblamexyz]

Is @Jason Voorhees hiding in an underground bunker in Tehran or did the cannibals get him and are they carving him up and making shish kabob out of jason Voorhees meat?

@mrdouchebag @iblamexyz @Overlord- @trvechud @Swarthy Knight

no his account got hacked he posted bluepill shit earlier this week

 

[UnidentifiedGenes1]

idk maybe

 

[Mogs Me]

When Jason is in his death bed and someone anonymously sends sum Africans dressed up as Haitian cannibals with forks and knives trying to eat him in his hospital room as a joke so he lowkey pulls the life support plug himself

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

The Iranians couldn't save him. He's done for. Rip @Jason Voorhees, he will be missed.

 

[trvechud]

Is @Jason Voorhees hiding in an underground bunker in Tehran or did the cannibals get him and are they carving him up and making shish kabob out of jason Voorhees meat?

@mrdouchebag @iblamexyz @Overlord- @trvechud @Swarthy Knight

Tasty tasty

 

[klip11]

The Iranians couldn't save him. He's done for. Rip @Jason Voorhees, he will be missed.

Will he give Haitian cannibals diarrhea?

 

[Swarthy Knight]

You forgot about Jason’s protector from the Haitians

 

[mrdouchebag]

The Iranians want to make him their Supreme Leader, only to get droned/missiled by the Jews.
The Haitians want to eat his brain in order to increase their IQs.
Either way, the guy is fucked.

 

[kisslessvirgin]

jv for ayatollah

 

[bakpaokukus]

wtf i thought he's always been with u hiding from haitian cannibals

 

[klip11]

@iblamefranklin thoughts

 

[iblamefranklin]

@iblamefranklin thoughts

this is why we have an oil shortage, they are feeding it to jason so that he gains superpowers

 

[stonecold trucel]

idk