Is losing your virginity like shooting a gun for rookies?

[Deleted member 4563]

Do you get all shaky-breaky when you stick the bamboo in the vagene? Just like you would shit your pants if you had to shoot some mobsters out in the city, it's not like in vidya boyos

 

[Deleted member 4577]

No you can't find the hole and then realise its way lower than you ever thought. Then you poorly fuck her for 2 mins till you coooooom. She leaves disappointed. Maybe she faked an orgasm. You feel king of the world for 2 days and think you can fuck anything. Then it comes to your realisation, you've wasted 200 euros to get Chlamydia.