Is marlon the king of looksmaxxing?

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I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.
Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.
Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.
He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

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Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow. :feelswhy:
 
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not even close
 
Worst thread of all time
 
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all these newcels have never heard of dillon latham or chico
 
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I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.
Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.
Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.
He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

View attachment 4533622

Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks great like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow. :feelswhy:
Grey violence is widespread
 
Retard shut the fuck up
 
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how I fooled the internet ahh
 
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I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.
Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.
Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.
He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

View attachment 4533622

Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow. :feelswhy:
No overrated these niggers hide with there expensive phone with these subtle lighting of images to make out there isnt skin dark
 
No overrated these niggers hide with there expensive phone with these subtle lighting of images to make out there isnt skin dark
what you talking about, king marlon could easily fuck your girl if you had one
 
what you talking about, king marlon could easily fuck your girl if you had one
For one I would never date and for two there is no girl now that is feminine in anyway you do not have the brain capacity to understand what I'm on about because you have familiarity bias because you see smelly niggers like yourself getting white woman you think oh not only is she attractive but shes hotter than whites that date whites
You can't conceptualize the shit I know because you're a fucking retard monkey
 
 
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For one I would never date and for two there is no girl now that is feminine in anyway you do not have the brain capacity to understand what I'm on about because you have familiarity bias because you see smelly niggers like yourself getting white woman you think oh not only is she attractive but shes hotter than whites that date whites
You can't conceptualize the shit I know because you're a fucking retard monkey
dnr, just say you sub5
 
no hes a brainlet nigger monkey
 
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dnr, just say you sub5
Na nigger I know what I know you dont fuck hot whites you fuck ugly retarded whites with Unharmonius faces with oversized bodies and oversized jaws all I have to do is go look at Marlon videos and see the girls that approach and i immediately can tell you if shes fuck ugly which guess what that's all the time
 
yes obviously but he only has appeal and clav has psl so they compliment each other
 
Just delete ur account u filthy greycel nigger
 
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dnr pls delete the account
 
I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.
Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.
Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.
He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

View attachment 4533622

Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow. :feelswhy:
At least you put effort on making this thread
 
He's not a "Looksmaxxer"; He's just a Low Chadlite who literally just walks around.
 
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I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.
Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.
Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.
He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

View attachment 4533622

Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow. :feelswhy:
wtf am i reading bro
u completely contradicted urself
idk why i'm falling for this bait :feelsuhh:
 
lol Marlon is a overrated htn maybe CL at most :lul:
I agree twin btw I lowkey tagged you instead of @Leffatssklov :lul: But ur chill ❤️
 
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I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.
Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.
Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.
He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

View attachment 4533622

Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow. :feelswhy:
It gets to a point , where its just not funny anymore.
 

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