Is missionary the most intimate sex position?

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shower thought, but it’s literally the position women give birth in.

insemination by missionary probably passes on better genes methinks
 
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Yes. Other Positions are Jewish cope.
 
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women don't naturally give birth in missionary position bro
 
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Doggy while grabbing tits n face mogs
 
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I feel spooning is the most intimate
Because there's the feeling of being the big spoon, where there's not just the power dynamic but also the idea of being the protector
Also it's much more to do with love, less lust
 
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I feel spooning is the most intimate
Because there's the feeling of being the big spoon, where there's not just the power dynamic but also the idea of being the protector
Also it's much more to do with love, less lust
Spoken like someone who has never been big spoon
 
yes
also kissing during it is hot asf
 
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In nature they squat and shit out the baby
Idk why people are jfling.

This is literally the truth.

Missionary giving birth is retarted as fuck since it goes against gravity
 
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Idk why people are jfling.

This is literally the truth.

Missionary giving birth is retarted as fuck since it goes against gravity
Just shit the baby out on its head theory
 
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Her legs behind her head type of shit yeah
 
 
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Most animals do it doggy style, missionary is only seen in humans and apes...
 
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glory hole especially when u dont kno wats on other side of toilet stall
 
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btw you can also manipulate a hoe while doing missionary since you can whisper directly into her ear
say shit like “I’ll marry you one day” or “I’m gonna put a baby in you”, she’s gonna associate these thoughts with you being balls deep in her
 
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A woman riding you in the reverse cowgirl position is the hottest.
 
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A woman riding you in the reverse cowgirl position is the hottest.
no u have to look at her poop stained asshole then smell can cum out of there n its like sewage
 
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I don’t care I hate intimacy
 
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shower thought, but it’s literally the position women give birth in.

insemination by missionary probably passes on better genes methinks
no when your girl rides you, yall close to eachother and can make out nd do whatever
 
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nigga, im just telling the truth faggot, if u actually had sex one day then you would know. im not a fag for stating what a girl likes. If the girl likes it it’s intimate based on the cruel ruiling of fucking women nigga.
 
nigga, im just telling the truth faggot, if u actually had sex one day then you would know. im not a fag for stating what a girl likes. If the girl likes it it’s intimate based on the cruel ruiling of fucking women nigga.
tries to change his stance and say its what a girl likes when he postes its what he likes
what a feminineass faggot
 
tries to change his stance and say its what a girl likes when he postes its what he likes
what a feminineass faggot
Shut up nigga, you trim your nails everyday hoping you can finger a girl one day. That day is never, it feel good when a girl gives you a hickey and you can whitetrashmaxx all over the streets and mog all the virgins like you by showing that you have been involved within sexual activity SIMPLY WITH A HICKEY. consider hiring a prosutiute and testing the positions yourself but even then you will never find true love with a girl.
 
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Shut up nigga, you trim your nails everyday hoping you can finger a girl one day. That day is never, it feel good when a girl gives you a hickey and you can whitetrashmaxx all over the streets and mog all the virgins like you by showing that you have been involved within sexual activity SIMPLY WITH A HICKEY. consider hiring a prosutiute and testing the positions yourself but even then you will never find true love with a girl.
Hickeys are low class i only give them never allow her to give you one, pushes away more foids and ur seen as a loser
 
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Missionary mogs if ur gym maxed. Nothing beats the feeling when girl touching upper back when doing missionary
 
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Shut up nigga, you trim your nails everyday hoping you can finger a girl one day. That day is never, it feel good when a girl gives you a hickey and you can whitetrashmaxx all over the streets and mog all the virgins like you by showing that you have been involved within sexual activity SIMPLY WITH A HICKEY. consider hiring a prosutiute and testing the positions yourself but even then you will never find true love with a girl.
Thinks "love" is an actual thing. Youve been watching too many hollywood movies. Brainwashed low iq individual
 
Hickeys are low class i only give them never allow her to give you one, pushes away more foids and ur seen as a loser
lol sure it’s low but it also gives u a bad boy look attracting more foods to see
Thinks "love" is an actual thing. Youve been watching too many hollywood movies. Brainwashed low iq individual
nigga, love is 100% a real thing faggot, turn off pornhub and you will see, having strong feelings for someone that are unexplainable is called love buddy, to bad u will only feel limence towards only fans girls.
 
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S tier position
 
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lol sure it’s low but it also gives u a bad boy look attracting more foods to see

nigga, love is 100% a real thing faggot, turn off pornhub and you will see, having strong feelings for someone that are unexplainable is called love buddy, to bad u will only feel limence towards only fans girls.
"Love" is conditional with women
Why do you think over 80% of divorces are initiated by women and the major reason is finances.
Get a girlfriend and leave your job, dont get another one, and see how long she sticks around

What a fucking retard, i cant believe i had to explain that
 
"Love" is conditional with women
Why do you think over 80% of divorces are initiated by women and the major reason is finances.
Get a girlfriend and leave your job, dont get another one, and see how long she sticks around

What a fucking retard, i cant believe i had to explain that
nigga, no it isn’t. Love is a construct of emotions. And it can fall out, if the future with said person is unforeseen and they are making bad choices inevitably you will make the desicon to move foward fucktard you don’t need a fucking job if you look good enough, hence the whole creation of this entire website. you fucking bafoon cucklord cocksycking maggot
 
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nigga, no it isn’t. Love is a construct of emotions. And it can fall out, if the future with said person is unforeseen and they are making bad choices inevitably you will make the desicon to move foward fucktard you don’t need a fucking job if you look good enough, hence the whole creation of this entire website. you fucking bafoon cucklord cocksycking maggot
Imagine being this brainwashed and retarded
 
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shower thought, but it’s literally the position women give birth in.

insemination by missionary probably passes on better genes methinks
Lotus position is the best(y)(y)
 
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