Is Moneymaxxing as an Investment Banker worth it?

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Have you ever thought about what it would feel like to moneymaxx as an investment banker?

Is it legit



 
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You ain't breaking in
 
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Lets model that Discount Cashflow

 
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Have you ever thought about what it would feel like to moneymaxx as an investment banker?

Is it legit




first couple of years would rape you, hours wise, but after that the hours start to go down and the pay goes up, but granted no matter how well you perform you'll always be expendable
 
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Well yes but thats not most people on here
I feel like its worth one thread at least since Patrick Bateman is such an iconic character deeply associated with Looksmaxxing
 
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first couple of years would rape you, hours wise, but after that the hours start to go down and the pay goes up, but granted no matter how well you perform you'll always be expendable
It nukes the hairline

So its a looksmin longterm

Excel seems soulless no wonder patrick bateman went insane
 
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Theres got to be a better way to getting Rich

This seems awful
 
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True

Imagine being the madlad that buys Parent company of Pornhub (Aylo formerly mindgeek)


unfortunately porn sites are all ran by mosaad, so he's just another jew trying to brainwash the population
 
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These books are a must
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PE (private equity) mogs in every aspect
To break into PE, most start in IB. The typical pipeline is
IB analyst 2 years -> PE Associate

People usually do IB because its the gatekeeper for a lot of better ops
 
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If you truly want to mog in finance, study math / comp sci and go to one of the quant hedge funds eg Jane Street, Citadel, HRT etc.
 
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considered ib but hours aren’t worth imo
 
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To break into PE, the typical pipeline is
IB analyst 2 years -> PE Associate
for big firms you would probably need prior experience but it doesn't have to be IB, it could be consulting or M&A, although IB is the most common pipeline, but personally i think its better to switch to PE the second you get the chance, if its straight out of uni with a bachelors or even if you have experience, and also lately some big firms started offering direct entry-level analyst roles to undergraduates
 
for big firms you would probably need prior experience but it doesn't have to be IB, it could be consulting or M&A, although IB is the most common pipeline, but personally i think its better to switch to PE the second you get the chance, if its straight out of uni with a bachelors or even if you have experience, and also lately some big firms started offering direct entry-level analyst roles to undergraduates
Nah youre right. I was just thinking consulting (big 3) is like similar to IB in terms of difficulty of breaking in. Ive also just heard so much cope from jester northwestern mutual interns thinking they can break into PE that I tell them they need to break into something like IB before even considering PE.
 
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i work in a BB, london. advice not my own: breaking in is possible as long as you go to a target or good semi-target. otherwise, just forget it.

you need IBD before PE. and breaking into PE from IBD is harder than breaking into IB, not least because you want specific groups in IBD.
 
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i work in a BB, london. advice not my own: breaking in is possible as long as you go to a target or good semi-target. otherwise, just forget it.

you need IBD before PE. and breaking into PE from IBD is harder than breaking into IB, not least because you want specific groups in IBD.
Thanks
 
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Finance is literally the most blackpilled job industry besides entertainment and there are statistics to prove this.
 
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Finance is literally the most blackpilled job industry besides entertainment and there are statistics to prove this.
Like rigged and based on nepotism or ruthless and darwinistic which one
 
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Investment bankers are taller on average, better looking on average, and there are tons of forum posts on both reddit and finance forums of people discussing how powerful the halo effect is in finance, and you are generally not going to be taken seriously in front rooms if you are under 6 foot. Brutal stuff
 
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Its easy you just have to go to one of these schools

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You need networking skills that most people at top unis and internships have. most people on this forum have garbage social and interview skills so im not gonna blindly tell you what’s for you when idk you
 
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Investment bankers are taller on average, better looking on average, and there are tons of forum posts on both reddit and finance forums of people discussing how powerful the halo effect is in finance, and you are generally not going to be taken seriously in front rooms if you are under 6 foot. Brutal stuff
Have seen many short people like aprox 170-175cms being at top positions there but they usually always have good face thats for sure, you aint gonna find a single person who is below mtn at top posts there
 
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