NarcyChadlite
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SO.. my wallet was feeling heavy and I had an itch to buy some shit online again.. so I'm like fuck it lemme buy some elevator shoes. Snagged a beautiful pair of brown leather dress shoes for like $100 CAD...
The shoes claim to deliver a 2.75in height increase..
but, the website doesn't specify if that "2.75" is just the length from the bottom of the shoe to the top of the insole... or actually the change in height of a person standing barefoot vs wearing those shoes...
obvs.. those two things aren't the same, b/c your ankle pivot point is closer to the middle of your foot and not at the back were the shoe itself is the tallest.
Which is it?? DID THEY SCAM ME OR AM I ACTUALLY GONNA BE 6'4-5??????????? HELP!
" Be 7 cm (2.75 inches) taller with OOFY LAVA shoes"
The shoes claim to deliver a 2.75in height increase..
but, the website doesn't specify if that "2.75" is just the length from the bottom of the shoe to the top of the insole... or actually the change in height of a person standing barefoot vs wearing those shoes...
obvs.. those two things aren't the same, b/c your ankle pivot point is closer to the middle of your foot and not at the back were the shoe itself is the tallest.
Which is it?? DID THEY SCAM ME OR AM I ACTUALLY GONNA BE 6'4-5??????????? HELP!
" Be 7 cm (2.75 inches) taller with OOFY LAVA shoes"
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