Is there any instant way to start earning money?

[Menas]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Swagbucks nigga

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Sell crack. I'm not joking

 

[Kurdish_slayer]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

sell ur body for sex lol

 

[Jason Voorhees]

cold dm small businesses and coffee shops offering to build or redesign website for them and then use website template sites like this

https://www.framer.com/

It's a simple drag and drop job offer to build the website first and then get paid for it if they like your work. Can easily make 300-400$ per website like this .

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

sell ur body for sex lol

two birds stoned at once

 

[Menas]

Swagbucks nigga

What's dat

Sell crack. I'm not joking

nigga whaat

sell ur body for sex lol

enthusiastic answer

 

[keepswimming]

join a telegram pyramid scheme. not joking you just have to make them think you trust them and exit at the right time

 

[Kurdish_slayer]

What's dat

nigga whaat

enthusiastic answer

i mean youll get smth out of it, imagine getting paid for getting ur dihh passed around

 

[nellii]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

steal spare change from homeless guys while their sleeping.

 

[Deleted member 300965]

go to a construction site full of Mexicans and ask to be hired

 

[Menas]

cold dm small businesses and coffee shops offering to build or redesign website for them and then use website template sites like this

https://www.framer.com/

It's a simple drag and drop job offer to build the website first and then get paid for it if they like your work. Can easily make 300-400$ per website like this .

I'd need a portfolio, branding and all that, and also which hosting provider etc would I use?

join a telegram pyramid scheme. not joking you just have to make them think you trust them and exit at the right time

Jfl, my cousin gained like 160 bucks off that I think

 

[King.epstein]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

Distribute peptides and roids for idiots

 

[keepswimming]

or surveys but it takes a lot of time

Jfl, my cousin gained like 160 bucks off that I think

made something around that too

 

[SlayerJonas]

sell ur body for sex lol

@Menas weighs 220lbs. You got to be severely mentally ill to want to touch that

 

[Kurdish_slayer]

@Menas weighs 220lbs. You got to be severely mentally ill to want to touch that

i can imagine that jfl

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I'd need a portfolio, branding and all that, and also which hosting provider etc would I use?

Doesn't matter nigga. I've already explained there's no such thing as le best. This is not a Pokemon showdown. Anything that is in your budget and you are comfortable with is the best

 

[Jason Voorhees]

My cousin used to be a dealer. I remember him telling me he used to get stash from some Albanian nigga and he'd sell it on the street for 300% profit. He was a UKcel. He also a British cokehead cupcake and damn I was jealous of him because of that @imontheloose

 

[Menas]

Doesn't matter nigga. I've already explained there's no such thing as le best. This is not a Pokemon showdown. Anything that is in your budget and you are comfortable with is the best

Nah like I mean how would I make the customer pay for the hosting fees and such

My cousin used to be a dealer. I remember him telling me he used to get stash from some Albanian nigga and he'd sell it on the street for 300% profit. He was a UKcel. He also a British cokehead cupcake and damn I was jealous of him because of that @imontheloose

Ik a few guys, not even selling but transporting for shit ton of money..

 

[gymcelld]

Put olive oil in a vial and sell it as test

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Nah like I mean how would I make the customer pay for the hosting fees and such

Ik a few guys, not even selling but transporting for shit ton of money..

You haven't used framer before have you?Once they approve and pay you for the build. You just transfer the project to their own Framer account.

They then upgrade/purchase the appropriate Framer plan themselves like the entry level ~$10/ month billed annually for a simple site with custom domain. You just help them connect their domain and hand over the reigns

 

[Menas]

You haven't used framer before have you?Once they approve and pay you for the build. You just transfer the project to their own Framer account.

They then upgrade/purchase the appropriate Framer plan themselves like the entry level ~$10/ month billed annually for a simple site with custom domain. You just help them connect their domain and hand over the reigns

What if the small bussineses I'm selling to don't know shit?

Also what if I don't use framer, what's the process like in general?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

What if the small bussineses I'm selling to don't know shit?

Also what if I don't use framer, what's the process like in general?

If they're clueless, upsell a $30 50/month maintenance package where you keep it in your workspace, handle updates and bill them turns one-off $400 jobs into recurring cash. I feel my inner Jew twitching when I say this.

Squarespace, Wix, WordPress anything works.

 

[Nexom]

I feel my inner Jew twitching when I say this.

Why? I actually respect the integrity. Unfortunately, most courses nowadays actually preach this type of shit, you'd be surprised what kids are learning from niche online gurus nowadays. I have a bunch of younger cousins, they don't know each other and I've recently talked to them and they all bought at least 1 online course, long story short it's a mess.

 

[yurr burr]

i will personally pay u to assassinate random niggers. that's ur fastest option.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Why? I actually respect the integrity. Unfortunately, most courses nowadays actually preach this type of shit, you'd be surprised what kids are learning from niche online gurus nowadays. I have a bunch of younger cousins, they don't know each other and I've recently talked to them and they all bought at least 1 online course, long story short it's a mess.

It goes against my ethics tbh. As an engineer you have a social responsibility to provide clean, honest work and not take advantage of someone's ignorance scamming of small business owners into unnecessary recurring fees just because they don't know shit is just wrong

 

[chickencalves]

cold dm small businesses and coffee shops offering to build or redesign website for them and then use website template sites like this

https://www.framer.com/

It's a simple drag and drop job offer to build the website first and then get paid for it if they like your work. Can easily make 300-400$ per website like this .

In the year 2026 btw

 

[Jason Voorhees]

In the year 2026 btw

Yes people still do it

 

[decadouche57]

Yes people still do it

Nice avi

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Nice avi

When did you get unbanned? I thought a mod had a vendetta against you and you were gone for good

 

[decadouche57]

When did you get unbanned? I thought a mod had a vendetta against you and you were gone for good

When there is a nuclear holocaust only the roaches survive

Either way I won't be on here much its not productive focused on content rn

 

[savage21]

Hear me out

Maybe a job!

I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

Son

 

[inversions]

cold dm small businesses and coffee shops offering to build or redesign website for them and then use website template sites like this

https://www.framer.com/

It's a simple drag and drop job offer to build the website first and then get paid for it if they like your work. Can easily make 300-400$ per website like this .

Oversaturated

Finding a small company without a website is already difficult enough

And then you need to sign them

 

[chickencalves]

Yes people still do it

Or you could offer social media services? If they don't have a webpage in [current year], they do not care. Sounds nice but you'll do a ly of cold calling and walking around before getting clients.
Meanwhile everyone is hip to the benefits of social media marketing. And this has a shitton of subniches. If they have a page, offer ads campaigns or something.

 

[chickencalves]

Oversaturated

Finding a small company without a website is already difficult enough

And then you need to sign them

Not really. I used to do shit like this, it's kinda simple. Just scrape google map in your area. But it's dead ngl, unless you're a really good salesman plus do great SEO on your "agency".
If you get any clients, it'll be local and probably in person or on the phone. In DMs you're automatically a scammer/bot to them.

 

[inversions]

Not really. I used to do shit like this, it's kinda simple. Just scrape google map in your area. But it's dead ngl, unless you're a really good salesman plus do great SEO on your "agency".
If you get any clients, it'll be local and probably in person or on the phone. In DMs you're automatically a scammer/bot to them.

I live in the UK and even locally, every single store has a website.

Even the shitty run down construction shops have websites.

Your best bet is offering an improved website + leads or something on top of the website.

Idk how it is wherever OP lives

 

[Chakras]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

Scamming. This is what I'm doing, scamming until i can fund my legit projects. If you're going to ask the browns for help do it on a high iq one like @Zeekie .

 

[Chakras]

When there is a nuclear holocaust only the roaches survive

Either way I won't be on here much its not productive focused on content rn

Use commas lil nigga.

 

[chickencalves]

I live in the UK and even locally, every single store has a website.

Even the shitty run down construction shops have websites.

Your best bet is offering an improved website + leads or something on top of the website.

Idk how it is wherever OP lives

And oh yeah, huge agencies do whatever they're trying to do way more effectively.
That's why everyone that wants a website already has one. Everyone else does not give a shit, they'd have it already.
Leads generation and funnelling definitely sounds better. But again, be a good salesman

 

[inversions]

Leads generation and funnelling definitely sounds better. But again, be a good salesman

Even this is oversaturated I believe

 

[idontlikemyself6]

Indeed.com

 

[decadouche57]

cold dm small businesses and coffee shops offering to build or redesign website for them and then use website template sites like this

https://www.framer.com/

It's a simple drag and drop job offer to build the website first and then get paid for it if they like your work. Can easily make 300-400$ per website like this .

Requires around 1000 cold calls per sale. Better off working at McDonalds hourly rate is higher

 

[AryanSchizo]

start trappin

 

[Deleted member 302073]

i will personally pay u to assassinate random niggers. that's ur fastest option.

I have this kike I need to assassinate but I need his balls chopped off first. is it acceptable?

 

[Menas]

bump

 

[Elf]

bump

If you're not from the US you can just teach english to teens

 

[bonesmashh]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

Make a snap acc, catfish old men (blackmail for extra money is an option too), resell at school, go dtd and offer literally any service car washing windows, etc. learn a high paying skill like web design

 

[Menas]

etc. learn a high paying skill like web design

I do have skills like that, it's just that I'm not able to sell shit

like nigga I'm not gonna sign upw ith all my personal detials to sell stuff for cheap

p2p sales would be ideal ngl but yeah

 

[gingergreycell]

@Jason Voorhees ,@PsychoDsk

I know this is a stupid question, but I need some capital to source a few of my projects, and also I'm not able to sign-up for an actual job since I'm underage.

drug dealing worked for me ngl

 

[bonesmashh]

I do have skills like that, it's just that I'm not able to sell shit

like nigga I'm not gonna sign upw ith all my personal detials to sell stuff for cheap

p2p sales would be ideal ngl but yeah

You won’t be able to sell stuff as in because of your age, or you have bad sales skills?